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Is that Steven Segual? What do you call a nun with a washung machine on her head? Sister matic

It's the old compensation culture, especially up in the hard up North East!:laugh:

Perhaps the whole "The world ends in 2012" is right and it's starting in Japan.

Bizarrely enough, yes. For my £1 stake last year, ended up winning nearly £50. can't remember if i got 1st and 2nd or the first 3 in any order. My method is to pick by name, not form.

I know, let's get Frankie Boyle to respond on our behalf!!

If you have some pride, work your notice. If you don't, go on the sick Simples!

I had a bad dream last night. I dreamt Gloria Gaynor was at the foot of my bed with a huge dagger waiting to stab me. "First I was afraid, I was petrified.........."

Eddie Stobart died last week, it has been confirmed he was HGV positive.

Our forward line is Young and Bent...........d'ya know, we are sending out the wrong message!

No tears from me.

This time tomorrow.........chips!

Is that rhyming slang?

I've owned up to who I was!

Sadly, I will but I've a sneaky feeling I'm going to give it a miss. Going to get up uber early for the qualifying for the Aussie Grand Prix then Spanish football in the evening (if it's on, I haven't checked yet). Don't think Mrs Jarse will be too impressed if I do the England game too.

He'll probably get a bigger crowd that the Sky Blues!

Alledgedly! his Mum can get you as many tea bags and nappies she can shove up her jumper and his Dad get you as much gear as you like. Quite a special family, don't ya think?

Let's hope so and get an Englishman in charge

I don't give a toss that he shagged Bridge's EX girlfriend. I'm sure this kind of behavour goes on in a lot of clubs. However, if you believe what was written at the time of last years World Cup, Terry was a devisive element in the England camp and his high and mighty attitude and actions...

Says it all really, nicely put sir!

Give it Kev Monk, he can't do a worse job that the last few duffers