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    Bad joke corner

    Is that Steven Segual? What do you call a nun with a washung machine on her head? Sister matic
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    Ha, is this why they put up the mile-high fences at Ryton?

    It's the old compensation culture, especially up in the hard up North East!:laugh:
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    Poor Japan

    Perhaps the whole "The world ends in 2012" is right and it's starting in Japan.
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    Grand National Tips.............

    Bizarrely enough, yes. For my £1 stake last year, ended up winning nearly £50. can't remember if i got 1st and 2nd or the first 3 in any order. My method is to pick by name, not form.
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    BBC LATE KICK OFF NEEDS YOU (again!.....)

    I know, let's get Frankie Boyle to respond on our behalf!!
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    Do you think their is a right way and a wrong way to leave your employers

    If you have some pride, work your notice. If you don't, go on the sick Simples!
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    Bad joke corner

    I had a bad dream last night. I dreamt Gloria Gaynor was at the foot of my bed with a huge dagger waiting to stab me. "First I was afraid, I was petrified.........."
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    Bad joke corner

    Eddie Stobart died last week, it has been confirmed he was HGV positive.
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    Article: International Friendly England v Ghana Preview

    Our forward line is Young and Bent...........d'ya know, we are sending out the wrong message!
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    End is nigh for Bellamy

    No tears from me.
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    Wonder What Will Be In The Telegraph Today ?

    This time tomorrow.........chips!
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    Dickinson's Real Deal

    Is that rhyming slang?
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    Who were you on GMK?

    I've owned up to who I was!
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    Article: Wales v England Preview

    Sadly, I will but I've a sneaky feeling I'm going to give it a miss. Going to get up uber early for the qualifying for the Aussie Grand Prix then Spanish football in the evening (if it's on, I haven't checked yet). Don't think Mrs Jarse will be too impressed if I do the England game too.
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    Dickinson's Real Deal

    He'll probably get a bigger crowd that the Sky Blues!
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    John Terry given England Captaincy Back!

    Alledgedly! his Mum can get you as many tea bags and nappies she can shove up her jumper and his Dad get you as much gear as you like. Quite a special family, don't ya think?
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    John Terry given England Captaincy Back!

    Let's hope so and get an Englishman in charge
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    John Terry given England Captaincy Back!

    I don't give a toss that he shagged Bridge's EX girlfriend. I'm sure this kind of behavour goes on in a lot of clubs. However, if you believe what was written at the time of last years World Cup, Terry was a devisive element in the England camp and his high and mighty attitude and actions...
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    FIFA Presidency...

    Says it all really, nicely put sir!
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    Vote: Next CCFC manager

    Give it Kev Monk, he can't do a worse job that the last few duffers
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