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I live very close to Burnley. They are cunts.

Rolling around soiling my nappy and eating mud probably

Lots of chants and chatter about next seasons shirt so might as well combine the two and piss a few off. To the tune of sharp dressed man by zz top New shirt, all sky blue And i know where I am goin' to Family Zone, with no child I don't need a reason why Theyll steal your seat as fast as...

Thank you for capitalising the G.

Got a good engine apparently

Diogenes is famous for his meeting with Alexander the Great.. Alexander came to corinth and went to meet Diogenes, who he found resting in the sun. Rather than showing any interest in meeting the brilliant Alexander, Diogenes told him to get out the way as he was blocking the sun. Alexander was...

How about a song about Brad in the style of shakespeare? Hark! Behold Brad Collins, keeper bold and fair, In the net, where foes doth cast their snare, Though balls oft slip from his grasp, 'tis true, Butterfingers, yet our hearts stay true. With valor he guards the goal, come what may, Amidst...

This is going to be a long summer

So frustrating - we turn up against any of these four and play like we did against Leicester and wolves and we do them.

I'd be very surprised if he chooses to go to celtic. This is his big move at the prime of his career. As great a club Celtic is and guaranteed to win silverware, he would be playing on easy mode against mediocre opposition every week. From the excitement of the championship, how fulfilling...

Where the fuck is the new kit? Club is a shitshow as usual.

Pyros in the clubshop

Did you mean "We're in the champions league, I just don't think you understand, We need some quality, Let's get callum o hare on a free, We're in the champions league"

Back in the day those two could have come down and joined the premier league and would have been contending for Europa league from the off - if they came down now they'd be somewhere in the championship.

Hmm Implementing the ticket exchange is an excellent idea, but punishing people if they use it too much through no fault of their own seems a tad harsh. Midweek games for young families aren't the easiest. As long as the ticket goes on the exchange and results in bums on seats, regardless who...

They'll be getting free tokens to go up to hillfields and break their ducks.

Is he joining the mad hatters?

In case anyone likes a spot of drill rap, this offering is to the melody of the drill rap song "welcome to brixton" (Verse 1) Yo, it's Haji and Ellis, scoring twenty a piece, Coventry's on the rise, Premier League release, Van Airwick's the breath of fresh air, feel the breeze, Ready to...

Is that because there will be so much new material for future masterpieces?