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saw this on another site, and had to share: When my sexy young neighbour knocked on my door and said someone has been stealing her clothes off the washing line,I nearly shat her pants

I am thinking of buying a pool table (I have a cabin/big shed in the back garden) I want to get an English style one - 6ft ish the same as you get in a typical pub. Anyone have any advice on where to buy/materials/type/anything else at all? Cheers.

..and other 'infused' spirits. what is the point of them? A friend of mine asked me to get him a bottle of 'lime infused vodka' whilst I was at the Co-op today, as it's 'missus favourite' I got a bottle for him of course, but can't help thinking whats the point? Why not just add lime to your...

i got bored of all the other threads. please post something (anything) below. thanks.

What was Barry Powell's (CCFC 1976-79) nickname?

Name your top 3, with a picture of your number 1.

at it again! Sisi’s thugs think they can get away with abducting Shady Zalat. Don’t let them | Omar Robert Hamilton

People that kiss their dogs. Why would you do it? Do you enjoy the taste of other dogs arseholes, or is there some other reason?. Please enlighten me (puts on tin hat)

would you trust someone who: - doesn't like sport - and doesn't like beer ?

I've got a mate who is in the fortunate position of choosing between and F-type jag convertible and a 718 Porsche Boxter. Thought that some posters here may have some Jag experience either personally or via a mate who works at Jag. What would you choose?

“Women are not something that you pick up and put down,” Waterbury said. 'It's like a cult': how sexual misconduct permeates the world of ballet

I found some cash (just over £100) in a scrunched up bunch of notes on the floor under a seat in the stadium when leaving a football match the other evening. I was one of the last to leave so not many others around, and everyone on that particular row had left. No wallet, just the cash. What...

not really, obviously. Anyone else keep thinking that this is the title of the other thread? Man arrested for killing a burglar

There are 5 of us in the office at work, 4 blokes and a girl. Technically I am the 'boss' of 3 of them, including the girl. We have one open plan office with a shared toilet room in the corner. My tricky situation is this. Every now and again I have a tremendous dump. I am courteous enough to...

A man walks into a coffee shop and asks the bloke behind the counter "what's the wifi password?" "You have to buy a coffee first" comes the reply So the man buys a coffee and asks again "so what's the wifi password?" "you have to buy a coffee first", says the bloke behind the counter" all...

I've been listening to this podcast for a couple of years now after having it recomended by a friend - anyone else into it? Absolutely superb. Link below for newbies: New to This American Life? - This American Life

anyone had it done? I mean lens replacement, for us old gits, as opposed to laser eye cornea reshaping. Any good/bad reports / costs etc (my wife suggested I get advice off the GP, but I thought - 'fuck it' - skybluestalk is far more reliable.)

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does anyone know what country you officially died in if you kick the bucket whilst in flight? Was it the one you took off from, the one you were (hoping) to land in, or somewhere else entrirely? I can't find the answer by googling.

most of the time my piss just smell of piss. Today however, to my delight, my piss smelled just like roast chicken flavoured crisps (Walkers). No idea why (I haven't eaten chicken or crisps for some time). Anyone else experienced any nice piss smells?