I've got one too.
Three women are being interviewed to join the British Secret Service. They complete all the tests and exams and go through a series of interviews.
The head then says to them, I have one final test for you. He then takes his assistant with him and the first of the 3 female candidates. The go up to a sealed room. The head passes a gun to the woman and asks how long she has been married.
'3 years' she replies.
'Well,' says the head. 'I want you to take this gun, go into that room and shoot your husband, who is tied up to a chair in there.'
The woman goes into the room. The assistant looks shockingly at the head. 'Don't worry' says the head. The gun is filled with blanks. I just need to know that the candidates will obey orders whatever the circumstance.'
After about 10 seconds the woman comes back out of the room crying. 'I couldn't do it' she says. 'I love him too much.'
'You have therefore failed' says the head. 'The gun was filled with blanks. You should have obeyed orders.' The woman walks off despondent and the 2nd woman is brought to the room. the head asks how long she has been married.
'6 years' she replies.
The head then tells her the same thing and sends her into the room to shoot her husband.
After about 15 seconds she comes back out in tears and says she loves her husband too much to go through with it. The head tells her she has failed and that should should have obeyed orders whatever the circumstance and the 3rd woman is brought to the room. The head asks how long she has been married.
'18 years' she replies. The head then tells her the same thing and sends her into the room with the gun.
After a few seconds a bang can be heard. Then another and then a further 4. All then goes silent for a few seconds, but then suddenly a crash and banging can be heard, followed by a bump and several dull thuds. Then suddenly everything falls silent.
The woman appears out of the room and mops her brow, before turning to the the head.
'What happened in there?' The head asks.
'Well, some idiot put blanks in the gun didn't they! 'So I shot him six times and in the end I had to beat him to death with the chair!'