'Dear Mug valued season ticket holder,
We've got your money and know that everybody's pissed off with SISU, the new board, and the uncertainty surrounding the club's future. That's why I've personally been selected to sign this letter, because nobody trusts the board/SISU, and who can blame them in my opinion.
Oops, better cross that last bit out. Anyway we want as much money as possible before the end of the season before either:
a] liquidating the club, or
b] putting the club into administration, or
c] selling every player we can to raise funds before either a] or b].
Please tell all your friends - WE WANT THEIR MONEY!
Thank you.
SISU/your friendly asset-strippers Andy Thorn