In IRELAND after a long day's work a BAKER and his pal a BELL maker headed to the pub. After an epic drinking session consisting of many pints of MURPHY's stout, the two men, dazed and confused left and headed for home. Along there journey they attracted the attention of a HUSSEY and her pimp, known simply in these parts as SISU, of whom's attention they couldn't shake, quickly they headed into a nearby WOOD, where they believed themselves safe only for moments later, one of the men was to stand upon an up turned THORN, now you've DUNN it said the other! as they were now in serious trouble.
Looking up the pair noticed a sign nailed to a TREE, it read EASTWOOD cottage 9 miles and had an arrow pointing left...and so began the epic journey of these men, not knowing what was around the corner but always positive safety could happen if they were to stick together!