Alternative careers for City players based on their names (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

Ben Turner - Lathe operator

Clive Platt - Hairdresser

Chris Hussey - Prostitute

Jordan Clarke - Court official

Carl Baker - Breadmaker

Ernie Hunt - Master of Foxhounds

David Bell - Campanologist

Ricahrd Shaw - Beachcomber

Marlon King - Monarch

David Speedie - Sprint champion

George Mason - Mason

Brian Borrows - Pay Day Loans cashier

Arthur Lightning - God of Thunder

Trevor Peake - Mountaineer


Any more?

 

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[Otis]

Peter Barnes - Farmer

Jimmy Holmes - Builder

 

[hutch1972]

Bill Glazier- Glazer
Richard Wood- chippy
Paul Cook- Chef

 

[Otis]

Bobby Gould - Prospector

 

[Otis]

John Key - Locksmith

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Dion Dublin-Mathematician

Robert Page-Author

Cody McDonald-Burger boy

 

[skybluejelly]

freddy eastwood...footballer

 

[Otis]

David Rennie - Pharmacist

 

[ohitsaidwalker king power]

Houchen- Chinese dictator

 

[ccfcdan]

Kevin Thornton - Choclatier.

David Pipe - Tobacanist

 

[hutch1972]

Roger Van Gool - Ghost
Rudi Kaiser - German PM

 

[Otis]

Elliot Ward - Hospital Porter

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Marcus Hall-Hotelier

 

[rickyCCFC]

Onandi Lowe - Drug dealer ... oh wait

 

[ohitsaidwalker king power]

Robert Jarni- Escapologist

 

[Pigeon]

Herbert Banks - Accountant
Arthur Bacon- Butcher
Leon Barnett - Hairdresser
David Bowman- Archer
Richard Brush - Hairdresser
Harry Buckle - Cobbler
Terry Butcher - Quite obvious
Nathan Cameron- Prime Minister ?
Fred Chaplin- Vicar
Sammy Clingan - Star Trek Actor
Martin Cranie- Builder
Albert Fisher - Angler

 

[kg82]

Lee Fowler - Chicken farmer... or toilet cleaner

 

[ccfcdan]

Trevor Peake - Explorer

 

[ohitsaidwalker king power]

Gary Breen- Team Building consultant

 

[Tonylinc]

John Key----Locksmith

 

[Tonylinc]

Gary Abbot-----Monk

 

[Tonylinc]

David Icke-----Idiot

 

[ccfcway]

chris coleman - a coleman

stephan kuntz - er

 

[Tonylinc]

Mick Coop-----Retail assistant

 

[Otis]

John Tudor - Kindom ruler.

 

[Otis]

Adam Virgo - Astrologist.

 

[kg82]

Dennis Wise - Oracle

 

[Tonylinc]

Arthur Lightening.....Electrian

 

[Tonylinc]

Ray Wood.....Carpenter

 

[Tonylinc]

Willie Carr.....Driving Instuctor

 

[Otis]

Lee Mills - Car park.

 

[Sbarcher]

John Clarke- accounts fiddler
Joe Elliot- car accessories
Ray Ranson- kidnapper (almost)
John Sillett- bang, all purpose cleaner
Hedman- managing director
Chippo- fish and chip shop owner
Ogrizovic- fuck it, I give up!!

 

[Tonylinc]

John Clarke- accounts fiddler
Joe Elliot- car accessories
Ray Ranson- kidnapper (almost)
John Sillett- bang, all purpose cleaner
Hedman- managing director
Chippo- fish and chip shop owner
Ogrizovic- fuck it, I give up!!

Brilliant!

 

[DukeOfCov]

Tommy English - teacher
Robbie Keane - motivational speaker
Terry Butcher - butcher
Micky Gynn - landlord

 

[Tonylinc]

George Hudson.....Butler(for those among us too young....Upstairs, Downstairs)