Appleton's Car Sales (2 Viewers)

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Customer: I’d like to buy a car please.
Mr Appleton: Sure. We’ve only got one in stock at the moment.
Customer: That’s fine, I’m just looking to see what’s out there at the moment.
Mr Appleton: <smiles>
Customer: So, what sort of car is it?
Mr Appleton: I’m not quite sure, to be honest.
Customer: <looking surprised>, er…do you have the car.
Mr Appleton: Yes, it’s behind that curtain.
Customer: But you’re not “quite sure” what the car is?
Mr Appleton: Nope.
Customer: Colour?
Mr Appleton: <shrugs>
Customer: Make?
Mr Appleton: Er…couldn’t tell you without any real clarity.
Customer: Model?
Mr Appleton: <winks>.
Customer: Mileage?
Mr Appleton: Haven’t a clue.
Customer: Year?
Mr Appleton: Again, I’m struggling there.
Customer: So, let me get this straight. You have a car, but you don’t know what the make, colour, mileage or model is?
Mr Appleton: Yes, that about sums it up.
Customer: So, how do you expect me to buy it?
Mr Appleton: Well, it’s valuable, you know. Very special. Not many of these about.
Customer: This is stupid. <walks out>
Mr Appleton: <Smiles as another customer walks through the door>. Ah, Mr Hoffman, Mr Elliot. Good morning.
The Hoff: I’d like to buy a car please.
Mr Appleton: Great.
The Hoff: So, what sort of car is it?
Mr Appleton: I’m not quite sure, to be honest…..

 

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