Gazolba
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I got one once but it was sour.
I got one once but it was sour.I got a nice tangerine in my stocking when I was a kid.
I told my missus that I hadn't a clue what to get her, so I told her to buy what she wanted and I'd pay for it. Fair do's, she bought herself a nice handbag for £35 but insisted that I wrap it for Christmas Day! "Why?" I asked, "You know what I've got you!" "But I want something from you to open!" was her reply. Women eh? Bloody love 'em!Ahhh the old not bothering ruse, beware stupot, it's great until they have nothing to unwrap Christmas morning
When I was with my ex missus once for her birthday I treated her to a weekend in Blackpool. I enjoyed it loads of food and drink. But when we got back because she'd over indulged she blamed me for spending too much on her and that was why she felt unwell. Ungrateful or what !I told my missus that I hadn't a clue what to get her, so I told her to buy what she wanted and I'd pay for it. Fair do's, she bought herself a nice handbag for £35 but insisted that I wrap it for Christmas Day! "Why?" I asked, "You know what I've got you!" "But I want something from you to open!" was her reply. Women eh? Bloody love 'em!
I had a blow-up doll once, but she went down on me!!Blow up doll but then I caught cystitis of it
I had one too. I have such a poor reputation with women though and commitment to them and like every other girl of mine, I kept letting her down.I had a blow-up doll once, but she went down on me!!
That's brilliant, so much more thoughtful than a purchased gift.A Tomahawk bike but it was homemade by my Dad as we were poor but I loved it
Blow up doll but then I caught cystitis of it
Was it uSorry
Think Dan got it off the sofa.Was it u
I bought a left handed mug off a bloke in the market once. It had the handle on the left. Really clever idea I thought. And to prove that they are real, here's a picture of one..................
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