I want to be buried, but have an incendiary device strapped to my body, with a timer and then as they lower me into the grave I will explode into one great big fireball, making a wonderful spectacle for all to behold.
Will also send a message to the devil that I'm not going quietly.
I used to think it might be nice to be cremated and then pack my ashes into a firework, but I went of that idea when the missus said she wanted my privates pickled in a jar. Planted for me.
Makes no odd's to me. Whichever is cheapest. If you've ever seen someone die or been to see a body lie at rest it doesn't take you long to work out the the important bit has gone and all that's left is the wrapping and packaging.
My dad was a bit of a joker and always up for a laugh so I asked him why he wanted to be cremated ? He was a cricket fan and replied:" So you can retain the Ashes." Bet he's laughing now as England have !
Cremated, then a proper funeral, none of this celebrating the life nonsense where people play flippant songs and people who barely knew you tell amusing anecdotes. Solemn, lots of weeping, committing the body in sure and certain hope stuff. Save all that looking back at the life and stories for the beer and sandwich bit later.