Can anyone help make a nickname official? (1 Viewer)

Chaps,

I have a nickname for Mrs. Bam which I have started to call her since we got married a few weeks back. Basically, she hates this nickname but I am finding myself very funny whenever I say it :laugh:


I want to find a way of making this nickname semi official. I want something like a certificate (not homemade) which I can give to her as a joke present. I was thinking along the lines of a copyright but this doesn't really involve doing anything. I also tried looking into a trademark but that is expensive and a lengthy process. I'm trying to find something cheap and simple to do.

I'm not looking to change her name or anything official. All I want is a letter or a certificate which I can give her as a laugh but that is received in the post.

Does anyone have any suggestions please??!!

Cheers for the suggestions guys. It still is a head scratcher. I have a mate up north who is a graphic designer and he is going to put something together for me with a certificate, a letter of authenticity including a organisation logo then post it from near where he is so it looks a little bit official. Should do the job, either way I can guarantee I'm going to find it very funny.