The new mini has a dodgy engine made by Germans you know. You are much better off with the original design.
That's 10000 pounds sir, bargain at half the price.
Hello Mr penguin, we have ice on sale at half the price today.........
caption wise JC 'i'm mr smug, pr guru y'know,
SW 'i signed all the players, except the ones that aren't any good'
TF ' does this pose do me justice'
anon lady, 'what do we do next'