All I can say (type) to sum up this thread - in the style of Craig Revel Horwood from Strictly Come Dancing (not that I watch it, of course; I'm not gay, guys!!!) - is:
A-MAY-ZING!!!
Some absolute rib-ticklers on this thread! I don't know how you guys come up with them!!! Anyway, you've brought a smile to my face on this drab Friday morning!!! LOL!
Steve Waggott: "Oi, fatty Evans. You're so fat they had to grease the bathtub to get you out of it"
ring, ring, ring
Tim Fisher: "Hello, Tim Fisher speaking"
Other Line: "TIM FISHER, WHAT A WANKER, WHAT A WANKER!"
TF: "Excuse me, who is this?"
Other line: "LOVE ACL, HATE SISU. WE LOVE ACL AND WE HATE SISU!
TF: "I demand to know who this is, PWKH is that you...Hello..Anyone there?"
Other Line: giggles and hangs up
Steven Pressley: "That's the first and last time I kick a water bottle"