Carry on coventry (1 Viewer)

ccfcway · Dec 12, 2011

Someone should make the film.....

no players
no money
more board members than fans
dont own the ground we play in
C Mackell Smith LAUGHING at scoring due to inept pass from Clingan
Murphys mistake at Pompy
Wood miss against Hull
THAT GOAL against West Ham when the guy is on the floor
our "CAPTAIN" running his contract down...(thats leadership for you)
Imaginary meetings with the council
Operation Premiership
Cody "he was our 1st choice" McDonald
"text to get a sub on"
Craig "outstanding attacking midfield prospect" playing as a defensive midfielder
Gary "1 goal" so give him a new contract McSheffrey
Chairman resigns and sits on the bench

Popped into a Paddy Power today and asked what the odds were on our ex chairman who was on the bench on saturday actaully managing the team before the season is out, and they would give me 10/1

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Coming to a screen near you soon (may 2012)

joemercersaces · Dec 12, 2011

You forgot giving Bell a 5 year contract.

Tonylinc · Dec 12, 2011

and owners that don't give a toss

ccfcway · Dec 12, 2011

joemercersaces said:
You forgot giving Bell a 5 year contract.

that deserves an "extras" dvd all on its own...

A proper comedy if ever there was one !

The soothsayer · Dec 12, 2011

We could do worse with Hattie Jacques up front, and kenneth williams in goal... cos we now have sid james in the dug out..

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · Dec 12, 2011

Oooo... Matron.

The club no one owns more than 10% of.

Stevec189 · Dec 12, 2011

"Popped into a Paddy Power today and asked what the odds were on our ex chairman who was on the bench on saturday actaully managing the team before the season is out, and they would give me 10/1"

I would have thought the odds were shorter than that!

Danceswithhorses · Dec 12, 2011

joemercersaces said:
You forgot giving Bell a 5 year contract.

IIRC, it was a 4 year contract...but still unbef**kinglievable :facepalm:

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · Dec 12, 2011

Danceswithhorses said:
IIRC, it was a 4 year contract...but still unbef**kinglievable :facepalm:

Eye! and now he's a valuable asset, apparently.

BANTAM · Dec 13, 2011

Tonylinc said:
and owners that don't give a toss

And a fat bastard
for a manager.

rob9872 · Dec 13, 2011

BANTAM said:
And a fat bastard
for a manager.

That reminds me, we need to add idiot fans to the list too.

Otis · Dec 13, 2011

Carry On?

David Bell is Kenneth Williams, Andy Thorn, Sid James and Joe Murphy would be Barbara Windsor because of the big boobs.

Jack Griffin · Dec 13, 2011

And Ken Delieu would be Bob Monkehouse because of the Orangeness (Monkhouse was in one early Carry On film at least, but probably only one, not a regular)

procdoc · Dec 13, 2011

in all seriousness there is an intriguing documentary that could be made about our plight

wingy · Dec 13, 2011

Maybe David Conn could do an" inside out " special on us like he did with Leeds ,but there has to be enough dirt and shady dealing to warrant it?Do we Qualify.

Houchens Head · Dec 13, 2011

Just had to do this lads!! .............

BurbageSkyBlues · Dec 13, 2011

Nice one, houche!

Houchens Head · Dec 13, 2011

Why thank ee koind Zur!

SkyBlue_Bear83 · Dec 13, 2011

You forgot the King fiasco or is that the sequel?

We'll_live_and_die · Dec 13, 2011

Houchens Head said:
Just had to do this lads!! .............

You live on a beautiful Island yet you spend all day creating this!! I think you may as well come back to Cov.

ccfcway · Dec 13, 2011

is that David Bell on the bottom right ?

Houchens Head · Dec 13, 2011

La_Lucha said:
You live on a beautiful Island yet you spend all day creating this!! I think you may as well come back to Cov.

You wanna see the weather down here Rich! Blowin' a bleedin' hurricane! High tides don't help. Think Yarmouth might have gat a bit flooded last night! So, yep! I'm stoppin' in for a bit!! I'm no storm chaser!

Houchens Head · Dec 13, 2011

ccfcway said:
is that David Bell on the bottom right ?

I used different bodies for each one but can't remember whose is whose (except Spud Murphy's!)

wingy · Dec 13, 2011

Houchens Head said:
You wanna see the weather down here Rich! Blowin' a bleedin' hurricane! High tides don't help. Think Yarmouth might have gat a bit flooded last night! So, yep! I'm stoppin' in for a bit!! I'm no storm chaser!

ive got you down as more of a brain stormer,woman chaser type Houchy son ,the amount of wives you,ve had.did you ever finish that japanese translation on the Ricoh feasability study,with the sisu name in the paper work do you think its related to their recent talk on stadium.

sw88 · Dec 13, 2011

Houchens Head said:
Just had to do this lads!! .............

quality!! We should encorporate this into a poster of some sort!! Hold them up as the teams run out??

Could we get done for copy right? Surely not

wingy · Dec 13, 2011

they used to produce programmes with characature type images on the front like these for all the factory teams in the sixties Brilliant.

Houchens Head · Dec 13, 2011

wingy said:
ive got you down as more of a brain stormer,woman chaser type Houchy son ,the amount of wives you,ve had.did you ever finish that japanese translation on the Ricoh feasability study,with the sisu name in the paper work do you think its related to their recent talk on stadium.

Got me down to a "T" Wingy! I didn't get any further with the Japanese translations as it was taking a long time to sort through and it seemed to be repeating itself a lot. I have a Japanese next door neighbour so I can print the lot off and leave it with her. I'll get back to you on it.

Nonleagueherewecome · Dec 13, 2011

Houchens Head said:
Got me down to a "T" Wingy! I didn't get any further with the Japanese translations as it was taking a long time to sort through and it seemed to be repeating itself a lot. I have a Japanese next door neighbour so I can print the lot off and leave it with her. I'll get back to you on it.

Yeah and I sent the link to my brother who is in Japan visiting his ex-missus and kid at the moment. Whether she is willing to translate it or not depends on how cordially things are going between them whilst he's there, mind

CCFC123 · Dec 13, 2011

If Ken pulls a stunt again like Saturday I will be making a visit to Ken while in the dug out. His humilated this club enough now so time to turn the tide.....right in front of the Ricoh.

ajsccfc · Dec 13, 2011

Visit him and do what?

CCFC123 · Dec 13, 2011

Houchens Head said:
Just had to do this lads!! .............

Funniest thing I've seen on this board... sent it to all the lads via email....!

sw88 · Dec 13, 2011

Would you mind if I nicked this? Its so good its got to be shared!

ccfcway · Dec 13, 2011

Houchens Head said:
I used different bodies for each one but can't remember whose is whose (except Spud Murphy's!)

Ha, no i meant including the head !

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