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richnrg · Mar 30, 2017

bringbackrattles said:
Just fancied a go at something new. Realised bit old for that really ! Stick to what I'm good at now.But window cleaning has changed,customers want theirs cleaning monthly on average instead of fortnightly,and some even quarterly.You do need shops/offices and pubs etc too,but cleaning companies get most of them now. So as good a job as it is,you do need lots of work.

Can't you pay someone a couple of quid a week to go round throwing shit at peoples windows?

bringbackrattles · Mar 30, 2017

richnrg said:
Can't you pay someone a couple of quid a week to go round throwing shit at peoples windows?

First one for shit attack a Mr Tim Fisher's windows ?

Up the Butts · Mar 31, 2017

When I was about 14 or so (still cute with a cheeky smile) I got a load of signs produced for folk to stick in their windows/porches e.t.c. No Cold Caller signs, flogged them for £2 a pop cold calling door-to-door and made a relatively small fortune, as in it was more profitable than washing cars and the like. Afternoon housewives admired my pugnacity, I guess. Should have franchised the business really.

bringbackrattles · Mar 31, 2017

Up the Butts said:
When I was about 14 or so (still cute with a cheeky smile) I got a load of signs produced for folk to stick in their windows/porches e.t.c. No Cold Caller signs, flogged them for £2 a pop cold calling door-to-door and made a relatively small fortune, as in it was more profitable than washing cars and the like. Afternoon housewives admired my pugnacity, I guess. Should have franchised the business really.

We were told to ignore no cold caller signs. Some were amusing though. One read " Don't knock this door or I'll set the wife on you ! "

dancers lance · Mar 31, 2017

bringbackrattles said:
We were told to ignore no cold caller signs. Some were amusing though. One read " Don't knock this door or I'll set the wife on you ! "

I tend to find answering the door in a pair of ill fitting Speedo's whilst carrying a bottle of "motion Lotion" and playing Bronski Beat Tends to frighten you types off!

Gazolba · Apr 1, 2017

Someone needs to invent the self-cleaning window. Or an autonomous window cleaner like those small vacuum cleaners that move around the floor by themselves.

bringbackrattles · Apr 1, 2017

Gazolba said:
Someone needs to invent the self-cleaning window. Or an autonomous window cleaner like those small vacuum cleaners that move around the floor by themselves.

Yes but would a robot clean bird shit off glass,or go up to clean out a gutter ?

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