Colin the dog (1 Viewer)

Greggs · Dec 20, 2013

I have a story! Colin, the dog, is 12 and on his last legs, has been living in a broken and abusive home all of his life. Until one day, Colin's owners recieve a call and get told their house is in that much of a mess that Colin will be taken away and rehomed in a dogs shelter. It is inevitable that Colin isn't going to survive long, he has been that mistreated and messed up over the years, he cannot be given a good life.

One day, a very nervous looking character is walking around the shelter, when he is approached by Tiffany and pointed on the direction of Colin. Tiffany proceeds to explain the difficulty Colin has had and adds the fact that not much can be done to save and prolong his life, but he is still a lovely dog, good with kids and families!

Colin goes home with his new owner, but sadly dies two weeks later.

Is the new owner of Colin to blame?

ohitsaidwalker king power · Dec 20, 2013

Did the dog shelter undertake a fit and proper persons check on the new owner?

Rusty Trombone · Dec 20, 2013

Greggs said:
I have a story! Colin, the dog, is 12 and on his last legs, has been living in a broken and abusive home all of his life. Until one day, Colin's owners recieve a call and get told their house is in that much of a mess that Colin will be taken away and rehomed in a dogs shelter. It is inevitable that Colin isn't going to survive long, he has been that mistreated and messed up over the years, he cannot be given a good life.

One day, a very nervous looking character is walking around the shelter, when he is approached by Tiffany and pointed on the direction of Colin. Tiffany proceeds to explain the difficulty Colin has had and adds the fact that not much can be done to save and prolong his life, but he is still a lovely dog, good with kids and families!

Colin goes home with his new owner, but sadly dies two weeks later.

Is the new owner of Colin to blame?

No, because dogs have a finite life. Next question.

matesx · Dec 20, 2013

wot u on about m8?

Greggs · Dec 20, 2013

ohitsaidwalker king power said:
Did the dog shelter undertake a fit and proper persons check on the new owner?

Colin was that fucked,that hadn't the new owner rescued him, he would have been terminated.

Kingokings204 · Dec 20, 2013

No Colin the dog wasn't mistreated for another 5 years after when previous mis management happened and the next 5 years could of saved it.

Prick

SkyblueBazza · Dec 20, 2013

Greggs said:
I have a story! Colin, the dog, is 12 and on his last legs, has been living in a broken and abusive home all of his life. Until one day, Colin's owners recieve a call and get told their house is in that much of a mess that Colin will be taken away and rehomed in a dogs shelter. It is inevitable that Colin isn't going to survive long, he has been that mistreated and messed up over the years, he cannot be given a good life.

One day, a very nervous looking character is walking around the shelter, when he is approached by Tiffany and pointed on the direction of Colin. Tiffany proceeds to explain the difficulty Colin has had and adds the fact that not much can be done to save and prolong his life, but he is still a lovely dog, good with kids and families!

Colin goes home with his new owner, but sadly dies two weeks later.

Is the new owner of Colin to blame?

Who the hell would call a dog "Colin"???

TheUKGryphon · Dec 20, 2013

I see your parallels and they are a joke. Brian Richardson was the 1st owner and maltreated poor Colin. SISU were the 2nd owners and despite their best and valiant efforts, Colin couldn't be saved.

Bullshit!

Firstly, 6 years isn't 2 weeks in dog years. Secondly, if Brian Richardson took Colin to the brink of death, SISU took him home and wacked Him I'm the face with a spade.

Today of all days, I'm in no mood for SISU apologists. So just bore off and get back under whatever bridge you came from.

Astute · Dec 20, 2013

What about Joy the dogs owner. The poor dog had been neglected a bit. But the old owner had got into debt to give the dog the best they could. But Joy knew nothing about dogs. She even admitted so. She had 6 years of neglect for him. Joy had a new idea. She moved him 34 miles away from his home. He had lots of friends who used to come and see him. But because of the neglect over 90% stopped going to see him.

£2 a week will give him a better home. In return you will get a pie and Joy will be happy as she will keep the pie money.

SkyblueBazza · Dec 20, 2013

TheUKGryphon said:
I see your parallels and they are a joke. Brian Richardson was the 1st owner and maltreated poor Colin. SISU were the 2nd owners and despite their best and valiant efforts, Colin couldn't be saved.

Bullshit!

Firstly, 6 years isn't 2 weeks in dog years. Secondly, if Brian Richardson took Colin to the brink of death, SISU took him home and wacked Him I'm the face with a spade.

Today of all days, I'm in no mood for SISU apologists. So just bore off and get back under whatever bridge you came from.

So this Brian called him "Colin"? He ought to be shot for that let alone any mistreatment!

Greggs · Dec 20, 2013

Hooorah, this page isn't dull for once!

AndreasB · Dec 20, 2013

Greggs said:
I have a story! Colin, the dog, is 12 and on his last legs, has been living in a broken and abusive home all of his life. Until one day, Colin's owners recieve a call and get told their house is in that much of a mess that Colin will be taken away and rehomed in a dogs shelter. It is inevitable that Colin isn't going to survive long, he has been that mistreated and messed up over the years, he cannot be given a good life.

One day, a very nervous looking character is walking around the shelter, when he is approached by Tiffany and pointed on the direction of Colin. Tiffany proceeds to explain the difficulty Colin has had and adds the fact that not much can be done to save and prolong his life, but he is still a lovely dog, good with kids and families!

Colin goes home with his new owner, but sadly dies two weeks later.

Is the new owner of Colin to blame?

Wow, that's a powerful metaphor. Thanks man

TheUKGryphon · Dec 20, 2013

Anything that attempts to take the heat off our inept and uncompromising owners must be good news to some people.

_brian_ · Dec 20, 2013

It's stories like this that make you realise that there are more important things in life than football! Poor Colin.

italiahorse · Dec 20, 2013

Sometimes it's best to put the dog down rather than let it suffer in pain to the end.
I feel a new puppy coming !!!

Monners · Dec 20, 2013

We shall all miss Colin, particularly remembering the day when he brought us the Crufts trophy home.

Astute · Dec 20, 2013

Monners said:
We shall all miss Colin, particularly remembering the day when he brought us the Crufts trophy home.

Joy certainly has some pedigree.

Monners · Dec 20, 2013

Astute said:
Joy certainly has some pedigree.

We had one day of glory, and I never expected us to Winalot

italiahorse · Dec 20, 2013

Daniel the Beagle survived a gas chamber in the USA.
Another great story on CWR.

Jake22 · Dec 20, 2013

italiahorse said:
Daniel the Beagle survived a gas chamber in the USA.
Another great story on CWR.

Stop making this about Daniel. Think of Colin, who brought home the 1987 Crufts Trophy. Now he's buggered all because of Sisu. Sorry, I mean "mystery owner."

SkyblueBazza · Dec 20, 2013

Jake22 said:
Stop making this about Daniel. Think of Colin, who brought home the 1987 Crufts Trophy. Now he's buggered all because of Sisu. Sorry, I mean "mystery owner."

I think we should rename him..."Colin" is a stupid name for a dog.

skybluetony176 · Dec 20, 2013

SkyblueBazza said:
I think we should rename him..."Colin" is a stupid name for a dog.

How about Dave?

Jake22 · Dec 20, 2013

I suggest Les Reid.

SkyblueBazza · Dec 20, 2013

skybluetony176 said:
How about Dave?

Or just "Dog"...then wherever he ends up he has a ready-made identity. To use a metaphor...like Hull Tigers could easily be moved to say Weymouth & then be Weymouth Tigers.

Houdi · Dec 20, 2013

Astute said:
Joy certainly has some pedigree.

The rumour is that she is a bitch. Possibly a mongrel as well.

DaleM · Dec 20, 2013

Who is this Tiffany character ?

Colin1883 · Dec 20, 2013

The old wives tale is there are 7 dog years to one human year...

So the dog died of old age...

RPHunt · Dec 20, 2013

DaleM said:
Who is this Tiffany character ?

Tiffany Appleton - and the "new" owner she gave the dog to was actually the old owner who had changed his name by deed poll.

_brian_ · Dec 20, 2013

Colin1883 said:
The old wives tale is there are 7 dog years to one human year...

So the dog died of old age...

It's okay everyone!!! We've got a phoenix Colin now posting as Colin1883!!! LOLtastic!!!

magic82ball · Dec 20, 2013

SkyblueBazza said:
Who the hell would call a dog "Colin"???

That's abuse right there.

magic82ball · Dec 20, 2013

SkyblueBazza said:
Who the hell would call a dog "Colin"???

That's abuse right there.

magic82ball · Dec 20, 2013

F*%k off Colin, you always were a flee bitten mangy little c*%t were'nt you, is what I imagined Colin's new owner said to him when he got him home.

skybluetony176 · Dec 20, 2013

DaleM said:
Who is this Tiffany character ?

talking of Tiffany, how long do you think it will be before RFC starts singing "i think we're alone now" at "home" games?

wingy · Dec 20, 2013

skybluetony176 said:
talking of Tiffany, how long do you think it will be before RFC starts singing "i think we're alone now" at "home" games?

Hilarious............

jimmyhillsfanclub · Dec 20, 2013

Colins real trouble began when his old owner sold his kennel, despite Colin still needing somewhere to play & call home....

....After a few years of confusion, things looked up briefly for Colin when he was shown a shiny new kennel.....it wasn't his as such, but he was allowed to settle in & treat it like home for a few years....

....its just a shame the owners of the shiny new kennel turned out to be greedy incompetent twats & that Colins new owners turn out to be greedy ruthless bastards....

Out of the frying pan & into the fire.....poor old colin.

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