Nice selection of dildos Frostie
Is landfill instead of the snow plough?A festival of landfill.
We need to get back to the true meaning of Xmas.
Stolen and pasted to many WhatsApp groups.
Maybe they've seen some budding Jeff Beck in you even though you've not been aware yourselfGot an electric guitar, I dont even play the guitar or have ever shown any inclination to play the guitar. But it's ok, as I can swap the electric guitar for an acoustic guitar if I want to. I don't want a guitar though.....
That’s class…..So I did alright out of the giving the kids a tenner experiment.
Lad (9) got me a some socks (classic) & Christmas candle (we have them on in the evening once the kids are in bed so shows he takes notice
Daughter (6) got me a big stein to drink beer out of
Also out of the bile my boss dropped a bottle of spiced Rum round which was nice
Swap for the banjo I got? I don't play a banjo either!Got an electric guitar, I dont even play the guitar or have ever shown any inclination to play the guitar. But it's ok, as I can swap the electric guitar for an acoustic guitar if I want to. I don't want a guitar though.....
I got a Cow's Arse so maybe we could team up? Can't complain though, it was what i asked for.Swap for the banjo I got? I don't play a banjo either!
Relax and don’t fret about it.Got an electric guitar, I dont even play the guitar or have ever shown any inclination to play the guitar. But it's ok, as I can swap the electric guitar for an acoustic guitar if I want to. I don't want a guitar though.....
Further update…: it didn’t get any better. Off my parents I got one of those huge cooked ham pigs legs you see hanging in Spanish bars.
My sister got me a pair of trousers (too big) but bizarrely have a zip up the outside of each leg going from the top to the bottom. Like some sort of punk zipped outfit. I’m 53 ffs
I honestly don’t know what the feck has gone on this year
Better the thought than nothing though mate, still a nice gesture. I hope you’ve had a good few days mateWeirdly, I DID get presents yesterday and both from my daughter and my wife.
My daughter got me three mini jars of chutney and my wife got me one can of Aldi cider and a jar of Horlicks.
Yes, but I am thinking it may be a way of my missus trying to kill me. Alcohol to lower my guard and then the Horlicks to sedate me.Better the thought than nothing though mate, still a nice gesture. I hope you’ve had a good few days mate
have not been in town for a long time! what are Woolworths opening Times?Vouchers for Woolworths
1909 to 1999have not been in town for a long time! what are Woolworths opening Times?
That's nice. I got the book too, from my nephew. Never got to the CCFC shop myself to buy it, so a nice surprise. Usually buy all the City memorabilia.Not a disappointment but my wife bought me the promotion book and it was lovely to see that a photo of me and my daughters was in it.
Hope you haven't planned for a happy Easter.....My most disappointing Christmas present is having all the fucking games cancelled because other teams can't keep themselves safe....grrrrrrrrrr
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