Does anyone know if Michael Doyle plays darts? (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

I have dreams that occasionally come true and just had a dream that Doyle won the world darts championship.

He finished with a double 19, a 2 and a bullseye. He was also in his City kit, but from when he was first here, not the latest one.
Anyone know what sort of odds I would get on that?

Oh, and at the end, after he won, he turned to Jordan Shipley and said 'F**k off you s**t c**t'. Not sure whether I should include that in the bet or not.

So, does he play darts? Anyone know?

 

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[stevefloyd]

I know he has one of their albums but not sure if he plays it or not

 

[skyblueeyesrevisited]

Did the dream have subtitles?

 

[Otis]

Did the dream have subtitles?

Well I'm sure there were subtitles, but I failed to switch them on.

It was a BBC Breakfast article from Mike. They made a big thing about him being a footballer. They bleeped out his Shipley comment though.

So, odds?

 

[Esoterica]

I'm not sure he can get up and down the Oche quickly enough these days to really have an impact on the match.

 

[Sbarcher]

Heard he’s pretty shit. Keeps hitting the 1,2,3 and 4.

 

[SkyBlueScottie]

Double 19, 2 and Bull... Bit of an odd finish. I would have gone treble 20, double 15.

 

[Otis]

Double 19, 2 and Bull... Bit of an odd finish. I would have gone treble 20, double 15.

If Michael Doyle says go for the double 19, 2 and then the bull, you go for the double 19, 2 and then the bull.

 

[SkyBlueScottie]

If Michael Doyle says go for the double 19, 2 and then the bull, you go for the double 19, 2 and then the bull.

That's true...

 

[Skyblueweeman]

And the award for 'Wierdest Thread of the Year' goes to....

 

[Houchens Head]

Get to the point, Otis!

 

[Otis]

And the award for 'Wierdest Thread of the Year' goes to....

Come on, I'm waiting. What is it? What is it!??

 

[Skyblueweeman]

Come on, I'm waiting. What is it? What is it!??

Does anyone know if Michael Doyle plays darts?

 

[Otis]

Does anyone know if Michael Doyle plays darts?

Hey!!! I did a thread about that too!

What a cheek!!

 

[usskyblue]

It would be a complete 180 if he did m8

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Post at 03:59am.

Either you're delirious or still drunk.

 

[Otis]

Post at 03:59am.

Either you're delirious or still drunk.

I don't drink, so the former.

 

[Adge]

And the award for 'Wierdest Thread of the Year' goes to....

Indeed. #Ispendtoomuchtimeonhereanddontdomuchelse

 

[Otis]

Indeed. #Ispendtoomuchtimeonhereanddontdomuchelse

You as well? Wow! That makes two of us.

 

[Otis]

And besides, you all won't be laughing when I win eleventy billions pounds and he is crowned world champion.

 

[itsabuzzard]

Otis is the man who never sleeps.

Post at 03:59am.

Either you're delirious or still drunk.

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[Otis]

Otis is the man who never sleeps.

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I am all over the place. I do sleep, but it's all in little segments, so I can be on here at 2am and then at 5am and then on and off all day.

Have to get up at 4am anyway to take my wife to work, so excuse for last night was, needed the toilet, got up and remembered the American Football was on, so watched some of that.

 

[itsabuzzard]

Sorry to hear you have such disturbed sleep patterns, Otis. Can't be much fun.

I am all over the place. I do sleep, but it's all in little segments, so I can be on here at 2am and then at 5am and then on and off all day.

Have to get up at 4am anyway to take my wife to work, so excuse for last night was, needed the toilet, got up and remembered the American Football was on, so watched some of that.

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[Otis]

Sorry to hear you have such disturbed sleep patterns, Otis. Can't be much fun.

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Cocaine's a pig ain't it!

 

[itsabuzzard]

I take that back.

Cocaine's a pig ain't it!

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[stevefloyd]

Wow i thought cocaine was different

 

[Otis]

Wow i thought cocaine was different

Yours is probably mixed with cornflower or talcum powder then.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

He makes the dartboard come to him

 

[Hobo]

Does Doyle play Darts? I doubt it, nobody does, they were a novelty band!

 

[Otis]

Does Doyle play Darts? I doubt it, nobody does, they were a novelty band!

Nobody does?

One day they will make a movie about the band's life and rise to fame and chart success and then someone is going to have to play Darts.