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[Otis]

 

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[Ian1779]

Maybe some hand sanitiser?

 

[Nuskyblue]

A common move in Rugby known as "Saluting the Rear Admiral"

 

[Tommo1993]

Said it before on here, I just love this kinky shit. I’d mark him all day after this.

 

[LastGarrison]

Start at the bottom and work your way up?

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

First training session I had in men’s football, a corner is swung in and the man I was marking punched me in the bollocks, I said what was that for he said it will happen every corner in games. I don’t remember it ever happening to me in a game but maybe that was because I stood by the post

 

[Nick]

Let them know you're there

 

[Otis]

First training session I had in men’s football, a corner is swung in and the man I was marking punched me in the bollocks, I said what was that for he said it will happen every corner in games. I don’t remember it ever happening to me in a game but maybe that was because I stood by the post

Well, yes. At least the post would be rigid I suppose.

 

[Covkid1968#]

I hear it’s a Great cure if you have a nose picking habit

 

[stupot07]

My first game in men's football standing in the oppositions box waiting for a corner, on of their players comes to mark me and deliberately stands on my foot pushing his studs in saying "Welcome to men's football". It bloody hurt I pushed him off and limped away. Ref did nothing.

Our midfield enforcer asked me what happened, I told him. Next 50:50 on that player, he goes in studs up on him. The guy is rolling round the floor in agony, and he says "that's for stamping on the lads foot!". The player had to go off injured. It was beautiful.

Had a massive bruise but never fell for that again.

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[stay_up_skyblues]

If the victim was my teammate, he’d be henceforth known as “bowling ball”.

 

[Nick]

My first game in men's football standing in the oppositions box waiting for a corner, on of their players comes to mark me and deliberately stands on my foot pushing his studs in saying "Welcome to men's football". It bloody hurt I pushed him off and limped away. Ref did nothing.

Our midfield enforcer asked me what happened, I told him. Next 50:50 on that player, he goes in studs up on him. The guy is rolling round the floor in agony, and he says "that's for stamping on the lads foot!". The player had to go off injured. It was beautiful.

Had a massive bruise but never fell for that again.

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Oh yeah. Had that, arm pit hair, balls squeezed hard, pinch back of the arm etc.

 

[Otis]

Oh yeah. Had that, arm pit hair, balls squeezed hard, pinch back of the arm etc.

And that was just against the girls.

 

[Sick Boy]

Oh yeah. Had that, arm pit hair, balls squeezed hard, pinch back of the arm etc.

Are you sure you weren’t playing rugby?
My old favourites were just studs down the ankle or a good old fashioned stamp when no one was looking.

 

[Nick]

Are you sure you weren’t playing rugby?
My old favourites were just studs down the ankle or a good old fashioned stamp when no one was looking.

Standing on feet by accident was a good one as well.
Studs on achilles when marking by accident.

 

[AOM]

This sounds like a @Greggs rumour

 

[Greggs]

This sounds like a @Greggs rumour

I was more of an inner arm pincher

 

[oscillatewildly]

I hear it’s a Great cure if you have a nose picking habit

How's that gonna stop you picking your nose if a total stranger sticks his finger up your arse?

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

How's that gonna stop you picking your nose if a total stranger sticks his finger up your arse?

Are you saying if a stranger stuck their finger up your arse you wouldn't stop picking your nose?