Do not laugh folks but I have a genuine OAP problem - I have lost a pair of hearing aids in the bedroom and I was just wondering if there is some sort of mini metal detector dfvice that can detect those small round batteries as I have only just received them and will cost £100 to replace.
Sincerely genuine problem - at my wits end - please HELP
Please don't take the PISS
It could be worse ... Now you don't have to listen to Timmy...
if I could help over ear I would, but listen you need to search everywhere.
Lucky you have friends on ear isn't it!
why should we listen to him,he has never listened to us
FFS i think i'd rather pay the £100 than go through that rigmarole !!!!My ex-wife left me for a deaf man. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Anyway, finding lost stuff is pretty easy.
Is there anyone else that could have moved them?
Is there anywhere else in the house you have worn / had them? You may think they are in the bedroom, but are they..?
Is there anything they could have fallen behind?
Is there anything that may have covered them? A pair of stray underpants or a sweaty t-shirt?
Are you looking straight at it but not seeing it?
Has it become displaced, for example become moved to the back of a drawer when you've looked for something else?
The most important thing is to look once, and look well. Unless you're like Mr Trebus then you should be able to search slowly and methodically - don't make the mistake of doing a half-arsed search. Split the room into zones and look properly and carefully until you are sure you can tick the zone off.
If all else fails, have a cup of coffee and chill out. You'll remember where they are in about 3 hours time.
Do not laugh folks but I have a genuine OAP problem - I have lost a pair of hearing aids in the bedroom and I was just wondering if there is some sort of mini metal detector dfvice that can detect those small round batteries as I have only just received them and will cost £100 to replace.
Sincerely genuine problem - at my wits end - please HELP
Please don't take the PISS
FOUND 'EM - FOUND 'EM - FOUND 'EM - FOUND 'EM
Wifey found them under old tee shirt in corner of bed room - happy days
Do not laugh folks but I have a genuine OAP problem - I have lost a pair of hearing aids in the bedroom and I was just wondering if there is some sort of mini metal detector dfvice that can detect those small round batteries as I have only just received them and will cost £100 to replace.
Sincerely genuine problem - at my wits end - please HELP
Please don't take the PISS
FOUND 'EM - FOUND 'EM - FOUND 'EM - FOUND 'EM
Wifey found them under old tee shirt in corner of bed room - happy days
FOUND 'EM - FOUND 'EM - FOUND 'EM - FOUND 'EM
Wifey found them under old tee shirt in corner of bed room - happy days
I am not religious in any way but my missus always swears by st Anthony the patron saint of lost things (I think)
Say a little few words to him asking him to find the item but don't take the piss out of him.
Then look everywhere you previously did and it will miraculously turn up
I know it sounds Bollocks but it works honestly.!!!!
I used to poo poo it but now swear by him
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