If you could ask any celebrity alive or dead a question what would it be (1 Viewer)

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I'd ask Rod Stewart who his best "encounter " was

 

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[Otis]

I'd ask Rid Stewart who his best "encounter " was

Jesus Christ.

'Why did you have to make such a song and dance about it, eh?'

 

[LastGarrison]

I'd ask Piers Morgan why he's such a c**t!

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Neil Armstrong did you really walk on the moon or Lee Harvey Oswald if he did shoot JFK

 

[Otis]

Neil Armstrong did you really walk on the moon or Lee Harvey Oswald if he did shoot JFK

I'd ask Armstrong if he was any relation to Adam, cos I think it would be great if the first man on the moon was a Geordie!

 

[Otis]

I'd also ask Elvis if he was really dead.

 

[mrtrench]

I'd ask Otis if he could think of a witty riposte to this post.

 

[Otis]

Maybe but I will need to look up what riposte means first.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Can I class Tim Fishface as a celebrity if so the question is where's it going to be built and then a second one when

 

[smouch1975]

Here too support

riposte

rɪˈpɒst/

noun

1.

a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism.

synonyms:retort,*counter,*rejoinder,*sally,*return,retaliation,*answer,*reply,*response;

informalcomeback

"his mother forestalled his indignant riposte by replacing the receiver"

2.

a quick return thrust in fencing.

verb

1.

make a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism.

"‘You've got a strange sense of honour,’ Grant riposted"

synonyms:retort,*counter,*rejoin,*return,*retaliate,hurl back,*fling back,*snap back,*answer,reply,*respond,*say in response;*More



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[Otis]

Here too support

riposte

rɪˈpɒst/

noun

1.

a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism.

synonyms:retort,*counter,*rejoinder,*sally,*return,retaliation,*answer,*reply,*response;

informalcomeback

"his mother forestalled his indignant riposte by replacing the receiver"

2.

a quick return thrust in fencing.

verb

1.

make a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism.

"‘You've got a strange sense of honour,’ Grant riposted"

synonyms:retort,*counter,*rejoin,*return,*retaliate,hurl back,*fling back,*snap back,*answer,reply,*respond,*say in response;*More



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Great, but now I will have to look up rejoinder and forestalled.

 

[smouch1975]

It never ends Otis

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[Otis]

It never ends Otis

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That's what rejoinder means? Why not just say 'eternal' instead!

 

[robbieray]

I would ask lord lucan where he was

 

[Houchens Head]

I'd ask Oliver Cromwell to come back and get rid of the bloody Royal Family again!

 

[wingy]

I'd ask Oliver Cromwell to come back and get rid of the bloody Royal Family again!

Better still Guy Fawkes.

 

[wingy]

That's what rejoinder means? Why not just say 'eternal' instead!

Yeah but who's Sally?

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I would ask lord lucan where he was

I heard a great story by Mike parry who said he knew a journalist who claimed to be on the trail of finding out Lord Lucan
Basically when the dude fancied a holiday he would go to the foreign office at the newspaper and say he had a lead on Lucan being in Bali or Jamicia
It was just a way to get a free holiday

 

[Otis]

Better still Guy Fawkes.

Why would Oliver Cromwell get rid of Guy Fawkes?

 

[Earlsdon_Skyblue1]

Kurt Cobain

Where did you sleep last night?

 

[dancers lance]

Neil Armstrong did you really walk on the moon or Lee Harvey Oswald if he did shoot JFK

Or you could just ask Buzz Aldrin and he would probably try and punch you in the face, like he does to people who ask this question. Or you could take a look at the many hours of video footage, thousands of photographs, scientific samples and voice recordings on the NASA website. Failing that you could invest a few quid in an average telescope that will allow you to see all of the various objects left behind on the moon, like.....Apollo 15 landing stage, Apollo 15 Luna Rover, Apollo 15 Falcon stage, Apollo 11 eagle, Apollo 12 Intrepid etc....etc......etc.

 

[dancers lance]

The JFK thing is a bit fishy though.

 

[Otis]

The JFK thing is a bit fishy though.

Yep! Tis indeed! Always believed there was something not quite right with that. Too many holes in the stories and accounts.

 

[Macca]

I'd ask Kylie if she'd like to suck me off

 

[dancers lance]

I'd ask Kylie if she'd like to suck me off

What about tickling your balls at the same time? Not to ask we be a serious error with just 1 question... surely?

 

[Macca]

Considered it but was worried I might be getting into 2 question territory

 

[dancers lance]

Considered it but was worried I might be getting into 2 question territory

Fair enough, better safe than sorry. I would have gone for the 'Dirty Sanchez' myself.

 

[rob9872]

I'd ask Rachel Riley "does this rag smell of rohypnol?"

 

[Sick Boy]

I'd ask Oliver Cromwell to come back and get rid of the bloody Royal Family again!

I thought you were supposed to be Irish??

 

[Houchens Head]

I thought you were supposed to be Irish??

I am, but still anti-royal

 

[Sick Boy]

I am, but still anti-royal

It was more aimed at the asking the Butcher for help!!