Interesting "mistakes" (1 Viewer)

olderskyblue

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Was chatting the other day about our very first house back in the late 70's, and it reminded me of something that happened back then that still brings a smile when I think about it.

A bunch of letters dropped through the letterbox one Saturday morning, so I just rattled through opening them all as you do, and one in particular had a letter, and a bunch of photographs in the envelope. It became clear whilst reading the letter and ogling the photographs that this was not meant for our house!!

On checking, it had our address on the envelope, but a neighbour 10 doors away name...

Now, his wife was a very quiet girl, always very demure, but the photographs showed this wasn't the case when in her own home.. It seems the letter sender and this couple used to get up to all sorts, and they clearly shared pictures.. very nice ones too

I never did take them round and apologise for opening their letter... (how could I ?) but I assumed they must have known I got them. As we lived in a cul de sac, the lovely wife had to walk past our house regularly, and as I was regularly outside working on my car, I used to see her quite a lot... I always said hello, but she used to put her head down, blush, and whisper hello back...and hurry on down the street.

I did think about saying I didn't recognise her with her clothes on but.... :D
 

wingy

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Was chatting the other day about our very first house back in the late 70's, and it reminded me of something that happened back then that still brings a smile when I think about it.

A bunch of letters dropped through the letterbox one Saturday morning, so I just rattled through opening them all as you do, and one in particular had a letter, and a bunch of photographs in the envelope. It became clear whilst reading the letter and ogling the photographs that this was not meant for our house!!

On checking, it had our address on the envelope, but a neighbour 10 doors away name...

Now, his wife was a very quiet girl, always very demure, but the photographs showed this wasn't the case when in her own home.. It seems the letter sender and this couple used to get up to all sorts, and they clearly shared pictures.. very nice ones too

I never did take them round and apologise for opening their letter... (how could I ?) but I assumed they must have known I got them. As we lived in a cul de sac, the lovely wife had to walk past our house regularly, and as I was regularly outside working on my car, I used to see her quite a lot... I always said hello, but she used to put her head down, blush, and whisper hello back...and hurry on down the street.

I did think about saying I didn't recognise her with her clothes on but.... :D

Did you drop you keys on the bonnet of your Swinger.....sorry Singer
 

bringbackrattles

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Was chatting the other day about our very first house back in the late 70's, and it reminded me of something that happened back then that still brings a smile when I think about it.

A bunch of letters dropped through the letterbox one Saturday morning, so I just rattled through opening them all as you do, and one in particular had a letter, and a bunch of photographs in the envelope. It became clear whilst reading the letter and ogling the photographs that this was not meant for our house!!

On checking, it had our address on the envelope, but a neighbour 10 doors away name...

Now, his wife was a very quiet girl, always very demure, but the photographs showed this wasn't the case when in her own home.. It seems the letter sender and this couple used to get up to all sorts, and they clearly shared pictures.. very nice ones too

I never did take them round and apologise for opening their letter... (how could I ?) but I assumed they must have known I got them. As we lived in a cul de sac, the lovely wife had to walk past our house regularly, and as I was regularly outside working on my car, I used to see her quite a lot... I always said hello, but she used to put her head down, blush, and whisper hello back...and hurry on down the street.

I did think about saying I didn't recognise her with her clothes on but.... :D
This reminds me of something I heard once in a pub I used to drink in. The landlord and his missus were a nice friendly couple and nothing out of the ordinary,they had been running the boozer for a few years.They lived in a nice house close to the pub but one night it got burgled and lots of items were taken including personal stuff like papers and pictures etc. Anyway it got out a few weeks later they were swingers and the house was used for orgies. They were being blackmailed by the thieves about pictures they had nicked which showed the landlady in lots of photos being bonked by customers and even a local landlord of another pub ! I don't know what happened as they vanished but a few of us were pissed off as we wanted to know why we were never invited to their parties !
 

Covkid1968#

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Must be a lot of it about

When I bought my house I wanted the blokes lovely solid oak warderobes, so we agreed a price and I bought them off him with the house. When we moved in I was cleaning the top of it and found a pile of pictures of him and his wife and other people getting it on (extreme close up..in fact I thought one was a raw chicken)....I wouldnt mind but he looked like the bloke out of "honey I shrunk the kids".....I cant watch that film now - its completely unsettling!!!
 

Gaz71

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There was a similar story when this rugby club took over a stadium and in the boardroom they found Polaroid pictures behind the fax machine of an elderly blond haired lady, a fully bearded plump fellow, and a ratty goatee bearded guy all leathered up!!
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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I worked in the wallace years ago and the managers went on holiday
A relief manager came in he told me one night after he closed he was in the living room and found a vhs tape with beverly hills cop 3 written on it
He put it on and it was the gaffers mrs stripping for the camera
 

Terry Gibson's perm

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As a school boys we went around to one of the lads houses to watch his dads porn on VHS and when going through the collection found one of his mum and dad, the poor lad was made to watch it more than once! he was never allowed to forget it and when we finished school he never kept in touch
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
Nothing like this ever happens to me.
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I'm really careful with my home-made porn and pictures! :whistle:
 

Otis

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As a school boys we went around to one of the lads houses to watch his dads porn on VHS and when going through the collection found one of his mum and dad, the poor lad was made to watch it more than once! he was never allowed to forget it and when we finished school he never kept in touch


With you? Or with his parents?
 

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