Life hacks 2025 (2 Viewers)

[peteCCFC]

With dentists being so expensive, I've found a novel way to save money on a scale and polish, whilst also keeping my teeth in top condition.
When in the shower, I rotate the nozzle until its on 'jet wash' setting (cold water) and then hold the showerhead to my mouth and waggle its around in lots of miniature circular motions.
My original idea was to use a kartcher, but I thought that may have knocked out my teeth, the shower on 'jetwash' mode is a perfect pressure.
My teeth have never felt so clean and my breath never smelt so fresh.

Tell me your best life hack for 2025.

 

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[mmttww]

My original idea was to use a kartcher...

Man up, you pussy! Jet wash the f*ckers.

 

[mmttww]

and my best life hack for 2025 is to p*ss in my garden a few times a week to stop other peoples' cats sh*tting all over my lawn. Foolproof.

 

[Sbarcher]

When you get to a certain age, never trust a fart.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

and my best life hack for 2025 is to p*ss in my garden a few times a week to stop other peoples' cats sh*tting all over my lawn. Foolproof.

Better then a few strategically placed water bottles in the garden

 

[SBT]

Put an empty metal dustbin in your garden, put some old fish and chip wrappings in said dustbin, place a plank leaning against dustbin, leave it overnight then on the morning you should have any glass near your house in the dustbin so poor in some thinners and set light to it, problem solved.

 

[mmttww]

Put an empty metal dustbin in your garden, put some old fish and chip wrappings in said dustbin, place a plank leaning against dustbin, leave it overnight then on the morning you should have any glass near your house in the dustbin so poor in some thinners and set light to it, problem solved.

is 'glass' meant to be 'cats'?

I'm picturing sentient milk bottles marching like Lemmings to your garden, happy to be burned alive.