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lordsummerisle · Oct 5, 2021

Was called over yesterday on the ramp by a mate who's a Norwich fan to tell me that Maatsen Ffew pout of BHX on Saturday evening on a private flight.

He said to him when he came through, " Oh, heard you scored today, have to have a look at it later ".

Maatsen said to him, "its okay, it's on my phone!" and showed him!

Think that's brilliant, really nice lad by all accounts.

Wasn't in work myself, as getting slaughtered after the game.

Sky Blue Harry H · Oct 5, 2021

lordsummerisle said:
Was called over yesterday on the ramp by a mate who's a Norwich fan to tell me that Maatsen Ffew pout of BHX

Maatsen Ffew pout - can't say I've heard of him or the team he plays for, BHX.

If he's any good, we should go for him....

lordsummerisle · Oct 5, 2021

Sky Blue Harry H said:
Maatsen Ffew pout - can't say I've heard of him or the team he plays for, BHX.

If he's any good, we should go for him....

Might still be slaughtered, not as young as I was.

fatso · Oct 5, 2021

lordsummerisle said:
Was called over yesterday on the ramp by a mate who's a Norwich fan to tell me that Maatsen Ffew pout of BHX on Saturday evening on a private flight.

He said to him when he came through, " Oh, heard you scored today, have to have a look at it later ".

Maatsen said to him, "its okay, it's on my phone!" and showed him!

Think that's brilliant, really nice lad by all accounts.

Wasn't in work myself, as getting slaughtered after the game.

For the benefit of any reader who only speaks English, the first paragraph explains that the poster was contacted via telephone, by a friend of his who happens to support Norwich, who went on to explain that he witnessed Ian Maatsen board a private aircraft at Birmingham airport on Saturday evening.

Hope that clears up any confusion.

covcity4life · Oct 5, 2021

I understood it ..

Gray · Oct 5, 2021

I hope Greta doesn't read this thread, there will be people gluing their hands to the training ground

lordsummerisle · Oct 5, 2021

fatso said:
For the benefit of any reader who only speaks English, the first paragraph explains that the poster was contacted via telephone, by a friend of his who happens to support Norwich, who went on to explain that he witnessed Ian Maatsen board a private aircraft at Birmingham airport on Saturday evening.

Hope that clears up any confusion.

Almost, but a ramp is not a telephone.

Happy_Martian · Oct 5, 2021

lordsummerisle said:
Almost, but a ramp is not a telephone.

A ramp is the area of an airport outside the terminal buildings where aircraft park prior to disembarking passengers or being moved to the taxiways by ATC for takeoff ?

CanadianCCFC · Oct 6, 2021

In the Dutch u21s squad

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Oct 6, 2021

CanadianCCFC said:
In the Dutch u21s squad

Congratulations. Didn't you want to play for Canada?

CanadianCCFC · Oct 6, 2021

Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:
Congratulations. Didn't you want to play for Canada?

CCFC54321 · Oct 6, 2021

When people pick up on grammar and spelling mistakes to embarrass somebody it suggests that they have a penis the size of an acorn, bullied at school and not a lot going for them. They then, become the bully through picking up on people’s spelling, That said, they are academically bright people.

Dr Vernon Coleman

shmmeee · Oct 6, 2021

CCFC54321 said:
When people pick up on grammar and spelling mistakes to embarrass somebody it suggests that they have a penis the size of an acorn, bullied at school and not a lot going for them. They then, become the bully through picking up on people’s spelling, That said, they are academically bright people.

Dr Vernon Coleman

fatso · Oct 6, 2021

CCFC54321 said:
When people pick up on grammar and spelling mistakes to embarrass somebody it suggests that they have a penis the size of an acorn, bullied at school and not a lot going for them. They then, become the bully through picking up on people’s spelling, That said, they are academically bright people.

Dr Vernon Coleman

Dr Coleman was the guy who denied the existence of aids! Needless to say he was highly embarrassed by the episode, he does however have a loyal following, which just goes to show that some dickheads will believe anything.

Covkid1968# · Oct 6, 2021

A penis the size of an acorn….what could you do with that?

Asking for a friend

CCFC54321 · Oct 6, 2021

fatso said:
Dr Coleman was the guy who denied the existence of aids! Needless to say he was highly embarrassed by the episode, he does however have a loyal following, which just goes to show that some dickheads will believe anything.

Brilliant!

CCFC54321 · Oct 6, 2021

Covkid1968# said:
A penis the size of an acorn….what could you do with that?

Asking for a friend

Not a great deal so a friend told me!

steve cooper · Oct 6, 2021

Covkid1968# said:
A penis the size of an acorn….what could you do with that?

Asking for a friend

Don't acorns grow into oak trees?

CCFC54321 · Oct 6, 2021

Only this site can turn the goal of the season so far into a discussion on the spelling nazi’s, dr vernon Coleman and small penises!

Love it!

My work here is done…

shmmeee · Oct 6, 2021

steve cooper said:
Don't acorns grow into oak trees?

Grower not a shower eh Steve?

usskyblue · Oct 6, 2021

CCFC54321 said:
Only this site can turn the goal of the season so far into a discussion on the spelling nazi’s, dr vernon Coleman and small penises!

Love it!

My work here is done…

How many maltesers can you…

… never mind

hill83 · Oct 6, 2021

CCFC54321 said:
When people pick up on grammar and spelling mistakes to embarrass somebody it suggests that they have a penis the size of an acorn, bullied at school and not a lot going for them. They then, become the bully through picking up on people’s spelling, That said, they are academically bright people.

Dr Vernon Coleman

Can’t spell then mate?

CCFC54321 · Oct 6, 2021

hill83 said:
Can’t spell then mate?

Small penis alert
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hill83 · Oct 6, 2021

CCFC54321 said:
Small penis alert.
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Small penis alert.

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Oct 6, 2021

CCFC54321 said:
Small penis alert
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Fair play. Best way to improve spelling is to copy the word out lots of times.

stevefloyd · Oct 7, 2021

From small acorns grow giant oaks

Bugsy · Oct 7, 2021

Covkid1968# said:
A penis the size of an acorn….what could you do with that?

Asking for a friend

Attract squirrels and other woodland creatures...

edgy · Oct 7, 2021

Ever wonder what other team's fans think when they come on here for a read?

PUSB-We_are_going_up · Oct 7, 2021

So people are commenting on a thread about a 19 year old “small penis”

skyblueeyesrevisited · Oct 7, 2021

Covkid1968# said:
A penis the size of an acorn….what could you do with that?

Asking for a friend

Grow an oak tree. They are massive!!!

lordsummerisle · Oct 7, 2021

CCFC54321 said:
When people pick up on grammar and spelling mistakes to embarrass somebody it suggests that they have a penis the size of an acorn, bullied at school and not a lot going for them. They then, become the bully through picking up on people’s spelling, That said, they are academically bright people.

Dr Vernon Coleman

To be fair, my spelling is excellent.

My typing and proofreading however is shit.

covcity4life · Oct 7, 2021

I can't spell AND I have a small penis

LOL there goes your theory!

I win

Right?

Evo1883 · Oct 7, 2021

covcity4life said:
I can't spell AND I have a small penis

LOL there goes your theory!

I win

Right?

capel & collindridge · Oct 7, 2021

Gray said:
I hope Greta doesn't read this thread, there will be people gluing their hands to the training ground

I've been glued to my TV on matchdays. Usually works!

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