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the rumpo kid · Mar 22, 2019

During the 1970 world cup we had 2 gold fish which were called Gordon banks and Pele.

skybluetony176 · Mar 22, 2019

AStonesThrow said:
I was gunna call my dog Tim, but then I realised he was a dog, not a scapegoat

If you ever do get a scapegoat you should call him Oggy.

Bez · Mar 22, 2019

Had a dog called Ricoh and have a dog called Sky

Leamington Pete · Mar 22, 2019

Esoterica said:
How does he smell?

...and has your wife gone to the West Indies?

(Guaranteed that will mean nothing to 98% on here!).

Razzle Dazzle Dean Gordon · Mar 22, 2019

Nick said:
That one called nick who for sacked from his club for getting his cock out (not me, it's never been proven)

Nick Proshit, what a legend he was for us.

fatso · Mar 22, 2019

My dogs called Max, after Max Biamou, I had the dog neutered, and just like Biamou he’s never scored since.

stevefloyd · Mar 22, 2019

When I seen the thread title I thought it was about Joy again

shmmeee · Mar 22, 2019

Leamington Pete said:
...and has your wife gone to the West Indies?

(Guaranteed that will mean nothing to 98% on here!).

Jamaica?

Edit: my proudest comedy moment was talking to a girl who said her Mums going on holiday, I asked “where?” She said “Alaska” and I actually remembered to come out with “Its alright I’ll ask her myself”

Houchens Head · Mar 22, 2019

My old boy (died aged 15½) was called Floyd, after my all time favourite band, Pink Floyd. My current little ankle biter is a Chihuahua called Harvey, after no-one in particular!
(Me and Harvey after winning "Best Pedigree In Show".)

Houchens Head · Mar 22, 2019

Ricketts said:
Is it a Tom?

Reminded me of the old joke:
A Yorkshire vet had finished for the day and to check there was no-one waiting shouted from his surgery into the waiting room,
"Is there anyone left in there?"
A man called out "Only me, vet"
Vet asks "What is it?"
"Cat's reet poorly." came the reply.
Vet asks "Is it a Tom?"
"No, I brought it wi' me!"

coop · Mar 23, 2019

Always wanted to call my dog shithead just think it would be funny calling him.

Terry_dactyl · Mar 23, 2019

Houchens Head said:
My old boy (died aged 15½) was called Floyd, after my all time favourite band, Pink Floyd. My current little ankle biter is a Chihuahua called Harvey, after no-one in particular!
(Me and Harvey after winning "Best Pedigree In Show".)
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Congratulations! Harvey must be very proud of you!

Terry_dactyl · Mar 23, 2019

shmmeee said:
Jamaica?

Edit: my proudest comedy moment was talking to a girl who said her Mums going on holiday, I asked “where?” She said “Alaska” and I actually remembered to come out with “Its alright I’ll ask her myself”

My girlfriend’s from Italy.
Genoa?

Terry_dactyl · Mar 24, 2019

Terry_dactyl said:
My girlfriend’s from Italy.
Genoa?

Of course I know her she’s my girlfriend!

*silence*

oscillatewildly · Mar 24, 2019

Covkid1968# said:
Miniature schnauzer..should be Fritz or something given it’s German heritage...... Dietmar maybe ?

Actually... we haven’t really had any Germans I can think of. Even Dietmar moved to Cov when he was a kid I think !!

Wilf Smith is German born, I'm sure.
Frank Kletzenbauer's name gave a very good impression of somebody who might be.

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