New Marlon King song for next year? (Rather offensive) (1 Viewer)

Cobi Jones's Dreads · Jun 10, 2011

Ohhhhhhh Marlon King's a wanker,
He really is a c**t,
And when he isn't lying,
He's giving girls a punch.

He lied in the courtroom,
He left it handcuff bound,
You dirty bastard Marlon,
We'll sing at every ground.

Ohhhhhhh Marlon King's........Repeat until bored. :jerkit:

Covstu · Jun 10, 2011

ha ha very good!!!

Skyblueloyal · Jun 10, 2011

I think this is a winner, I'll be singing it

Coventry La La La · Jun 10, 2011

Class!! Well done for coming up with that!

sw88 · Jun 10, 2011

Admit its good, but it would never catch on. Club werent impressed with previous offensive chants (Directed in defense of Marlon King at Ellend Rd) because of our 'Family friendly image' so i think they'd have summit to say if this was to be sung. Doesnt mean the board and AT wudnt think hes a complete c**t as reading the paper today, this is probably exactly what they think of him right now!

CovKingChris · Jun 10, 2011

Ma_Ma_Ma_Carl_Baker said:
Ohhhhhhh Marlon King's a wanker,
He really is a c**t,
And when he isn't lying,
He's giving girls a punch.

You got this off a facebook page? I posted it about 1hour & a half ago.:laugh: Haha, good second half.

sw88 · Jun 10, 2011

CovKingChris said:
You got this off a facebook page? I posted it about 1hour & a half ago.:laugh: Haha, good second half.

Oops, caught out!!

Cobi Jones's Dreads · Jun 10, 2011

sw88 said:
Oops, caught out!!

Haha i never claimed to create the first part

Just the second

Spence CCFC · Jun 10, 2011

That's very good i'll certainly we joining in if this is started.

Houchens Head · Jun 10, 2011

I reckon that when we play Brum and King emerges from the tunnel, the City fans should just boo him and everyone turn their backs on him - just as he did to us. (Then carry on with the chants!! )

Cobi Jones's Dreads · Jun 10, 2011

Houchens Head said:
I reckon that when we play Brum and King emerges from the tunnel, the City fans should just boo him and everyone turn their backs on him - just as he did to us. (Then carry on with the chants!! )

Haha i like that idea :claping hands:

Sky Blue Luke · Jun 10, 2011

I guess we can expect ''where's your rapist gone?'' at the Ricoh next year.

Houchens Head · Jun 10, 2011

Ma_Ma_Ma_Carl_Baker said:
Haha i like that idea :claping hands:

Wish I could be up there to see it, if it happens! Visual as well as verbal abuse!

Lennonator5 · Jun 10, 2011

Check out this Marlon King video on youtube - funny look at the events of the last few weeks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T83rCYSoywY

Cobi Jones's Dreads · Jun 10, 2011

Lennonator5 said:
Check out this Marlon King video on youtube - funny look at the events of the last few weeks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T83rCYSoywY

I'll have to have a look later mate, btw thanks again for the MP3's

Lets all sing together · Jun 10, 2011

Couple of jokes i heard today :

Heard this this morning --- You should never make a verbal agreement with a rapist.

and then a text later --- CET reporter : "is it fair to say Marlon's head is shaped like a dinosaurs and he can't handle his drink?"

MK Advisor --- "I agree with that"

CET --- "has he moved to Birmingham then so he'll fit in better with the fans ?"

ScottShearerFanClub · Jun 10, 2011

This is masterful.

Nonleagueherewecome · Jun 10, 2011

Talking of turning our backs-we could adopt The Poznan and do it everytime Juke scores as a tribute to his Polish heritage. He's still eligible for Poland, so it could help raise his profile there and get him an international call-up! And I reckon he's got 13+ goals in him next season under Thorns' style of play, no probs.

Cobi Jones's Dreads · Jun 10, 2011

Or when we play Brum we could chant:

Let's turn our backs on Marlon, Let's turn our backs on Marlon Na Na Na Na

And just jump up and down with our backs turned like the Celtic fans do?

skybluelee · Jun 10, 2011

Houchens Head said:
I reckon that when we play Brum and King emerges from the tunnel, the City fans should just boo him and everyone turn their backs on him - just as he did to us. (Then carry on with the chants!! )

But the thing is that wouldn't bother him in the sllightest so what's the point?

Houchens Head · Jun 10, 2011

skybluelee said:
But the thing is that wouldn't bother him in the sllightest so what's the point?

It would make a lot of fans feel they have made their point! I couldn't give a toss if it didn't bother him!

pusbccfc · Jun 10, 2011

Marlon loves the small Heath Girls
Marlon loves the small Heath girls
Marlon loves marlon loves
MarlOn loves the small Heath girls

sw88 · Jun 10, 2011

Just seen this on Youtube via Facebook. Although not CCFC retaliation related, still pretty amusing (Thanks Russel Howard)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJekytYGPc4&feature=player_embedded

stay_up_skyblues · Jun 10, 2011

Good rhyme first post but would not catch on, too complicated for a footy chant.

''One greedy rapist, theres only one greedy rapist''

Thats where my money is. And i supported him when he was here, and ill abuse him now he's not, he came from jail, he left the club with no class. Good player but bollocks to him he should get abuse, not like he gave us 3 solid years and never complained and moved on to better things ala' Westie. Will always applaud Kieron should we play him again wherereas Marlon King can F**kin have it, fair enough move on but dont take the manager and fans for idiots.

sw88 · Jun 11, 2011

Even though he ISNT a rapist???

Cobi Jones's Dreads · Jun 13, 2011

Heard this one on facebook earlier,

You put your left hook in,
Your left hook out,
In,
Out,
In,
Out,
You knock a poor girl out,
You do the Marlon King,
And you get caught out
And that's what the cunts about.

Ohhhhhhhhh let's all do the Marlon.......

sw88 · Jun 14, 2011

Ma_Ma_Ma_Carl_Baker said:
Heard this one on facebook earlier,

You put your left hook in,
Your left hook out,
In,
Out,
In,
Out,
You knock a poor girl out,
You do the Marlon King,
And you get caught out
And that's what the c-units about.

Ohhhhhhhhh let's all do the Marlon.......

Bit of a mouthful, and i can see it dying off before we got to the end (like sky blue song regularly does) but cud be one for the small crowds during pre season!! (Not that he'll be there to hear it, but cud be time for us to practice)

Houchens Head · Jun 14, 2011

sw88 said:
Bit of a mouthful, and i can see it dying off before we got to the end (like sky blue song regularly does) but cud be one for the small crowds during pre season!! (Not that he'll be there to hear it, but cud be time for us to practice)

I think a song that has the words "♪♫♫♪ Tottenham or Chelsea, United or anyone ♪♪♫♪♫♫" in it is asking to die off before the end! Let's wait till we're back in the PL before making claims like that eh?

sw88 · Jun 14, 2011

Houchens Head said:
I think a song that has the words "♪♫♫♪ Tottenham or Chelsea, United or anyone ♪♪♫♪♫♫" in it is asking to die off before the end! Let's wait till we're back in the PL before making claims like that eh?

HAHA, good point! Maybe we could adapt it. Then again, why bother for one season

skybluesteve76 · Jun 16, 2011

Oh Marlons a woman beater
He gives the birds a whack
He plays for Birmingham city
Cos he's a lieing twat

He spoons em with his left foot
He spoons em with his right
He plays for Birmingham city
And they are fuckin shite

skybluesteve76 · Jun 16, 2011

Marlon King is illegitimate
He ain't got no birth certificate
He's got aids and can't get rid of it
Dirty brummie bastard

skybluesteve76 · Jun 16, 2011

sw88 said:
Even though he ISNT a rapist???

So surely bound to really piss him off!?

Dan Griffin · Jun 16, 2011

Houchens Head said:
I think a song that has the words "♪♫♫♪ Tottenham or Chelsea, United or anyone ♪♪♫♪♫♫" in it is asking to die off before the end! Let's wait till we're back in the PL before making claims like that eh?

Leicester or Brighton, United (as in peterborough) or anyone!

CovKingChris · Jun 16, 2011

Marlon is a judas,
he really is a c**t,
and when he isn't lying,
he's giving girls a punch,

he touches little girls and,
he touches little boys,
he lures them in to his white van,
with all his sweets and toys,

He lied in the courtroom,
He left it handcuff bound,
You dirty bastard Marlon,
We'll sing at every ground.

Figured we may aswell make more shit up (the pedo bit) to annoy him more. :laugh:

sw88 · Jun 16, 2011

CovKingChris said:
Marlon is a judas,
he really is a c**t,
and when he isn't lying,
he's giving girls a punch,

he touches little girls and,
he touches little boys,
he lures them in to his white van,
with all his sweets and toys,

He lied in the courtroom,
He left it handcuff bound,
You dirty bastard Marlon,
We'll sing at every ground.

Figured we may aswell make more shit up (the pedo bit) to annoy him more. :laugh:

You cant sing this Just look at the words. What would happen to the clubs family imagine?? I mean using the word 'WHITE' in a song! The PC brigade would have a field day with this After all, look at other songs with colours in that got banned. Ba Ba Black Sheep for example! Rest of it is fine though

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