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Nick · May 30, 2016

So on the left you can see things like:

Well-Known Member
Member

On the last site we had:

JSB
CCFC Reserve Player
CCFC Manager etc.

It goes by post count, so if anybody is bored over the bank holiday, any serious ideas on what I can set them to for the following post counts:

10
50
100
500
1000
5000
10000
15000

hill83 · May 30, 2016

10 - Ballbag
50 - Silly sausage
100 - Div
500 - Plonker
1000 - Trevor
5000 - Spacefighter Karatebastard
10000 - Otis
15000 - Otis

Nick · May 30, 2016

I was going to add Giphy integration but you can forget it now!!

percy · May 30, 2016

15000 - bored

eastwoodsdustman · May 30, 2016

15000 single male sitting in underpants watching partycasino and posting on SBT

Deleted member 5849 · May 30, 2016

hill83 said:
10 - Ballbag
50 - Silly sausage
100 - Div
500 - Plonker
1000 - Trevor
5000 - Spacefighter Karatebastard
10000 - Otis
15000 - Otis

Just stick Ballbag and Otis on al of them, and it's sorted,

Otis · May 30, 2016

percy said:
15000 - bored

15,000 - Waiting for other stuff to upload, write or render.ompus:

Paxman II · May 30, 2016

Trialist; Academy player; Reserve team player; Squad player; 1st team player; Star player; Manager; Chairman.

Deleted member 5849 · May 30, 2016

Paxman II said:
Trialist; Academy player; Reserve team player; Squad player; 1st team player; Star player; Manager; Chairman.

He's supposed to be encouraging people to post, not offering them the chance to become Tim Fisher if they do!

Otis · May 30, 2016

How about bin collector, council office worker, councillor, Satan, Ann Lucas?

mark82 · May 31, 2016

How about former players? 10 would be a not-so-succesful player up to a legend at top level. When I'm not half way through a night shift I'll think of some examples for each level.

Otis · May 31, 2016

mark82 said:
How about former players? 10 would be a not-so-succesful player up to a legend at top level. When I'm not half way through a night shift I'll think of some examples for each level.

Well I think we would have to start with a Kevin Kyle or Leigh Jenkinson wouldn't we, and end up with a Dublin.

Skyblueweeman · May 31, 2016

Otis said:
Well I think we would have to start with a Kevin Kyle or Leigh Jenkinson wouldn't we, and end up with a Dublin.

Or Baker or McSheffrey!

I quite like this idea but I also liked the occasional bespoke titles Nick dished out, such as Finance Director for OSB or Tea Boy for Gilbert! We can do something similar here:

* Italia - Car Park Attendant
* BawtryNeal - Club Spokesperson
* Hill83 - Club Morale Mgr

Etc etc. I hope the 3 above don't take offence at the above...all made in jest.

WM

bawtryneal · May 31, 2016

No offence taken.
Keeping a low profile yesterday and today as to many experts and "know it all`s" on this site for me to contend with.

no_loyalty · May 31, 2016

15000 - Unemployed with fuck all to do

sw88 · May 31, 2016

no_loyalty said:
15000 - Unemployed with fuck all to do

Ahem, I'm over 15000, and employed. But I'll let you have the 'nothing to do' part

no_loyalty · May 31, 2016

sw88 said:
Ahem, I'm over 15000, and employed. But I'll let you have the 'nothing to do' part

Ok I will re-phrase, Unemployed and been a member on here since Jan 2016

hill83 · May 31, 2016

no_loyalty said:
15000 - Unemployed with fuck all to do

I pretty much only post when I'm in work.*

*NOT REALLY BOSS

Otis · May 31, 2016

I used to post a lot more when I was at work than I do now.

Johnnythespider · May 31, 2016

10- Tipsy
50- Merry
100- Half Cut
500- Bladdered
1000- Shit Faced
5000- Arseholed
10000- Rat Arsed
15000- Bob Latchford

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Gazolba · May 31, 2016

I'd go for something general like: Novice, Beginner, Junior, Mid-level, Senior, Super-Senior, Sage, Oracle

wingy · May 31, 2016

Johnnythespider said:
10- Tipsy
50- Merry
100- Half Cut
500- Bladdered
1000- Shit Faced
5000- Arseholed
10000- Rat Arsed
15000- Bob Latchford

How about Muntered or Spannered
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Grendel · May 31, 2016

Nick said:
So on the left you can see things like:

Well-Known Member
Member

On the last site we had:

JSB
CCFC Reserve Player
CCFC Manager etc.

It goes by post count, so if anybody is bored over the bank holiday, any serious ideas on what I can set them to for the following post counts:

10
50
100
500
1000
5000
10000
15000

Go random and do music in terms of creative excellence -with a specific genre -so let's say rock;

10 - Twisted Sister
50 - girl school
100 - Bon Jovi
500 - Saxon
1000 - Whitesnake
5000 - Black Sabbath
10000 - hawkwind
15000 - Marillion

CJ_covblaze · May 31, 2016

Grendel said:
Go random and do music in terms of creative excellence -with a specific genre -so let's say rock;

10 - Twisted Sister
50 - girl school
100 - Bon Jovi
500 - Saxon
1000 - Whitesnake
5000 - Black Sabbath
10000 - hawkwind
15000 - Marillion

My parents and a few mates were having a drink in bar before a Motorhead gig years ago. My Mum shouted over to my Dad "Lemmy (he had big hair) what do you want to drink?". The real Lemmy turned round from the bandit to tell her he wanted a Jack! They sat drinking with him for a while and he openly discussed his yet to be announced affair with the lead singer of Girl School. They finally departed the bar around 5 minutes before he was due on stage!

Anyway back on topic can't we start with Alex Evtushok and finish with Roland Nilsson or Peter Ndlovu?

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