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ProfessorbyGrace · Sep 27, 2022

Is this allowed, Admin?

If so, what nicknames do you have/have you had?

My parent’s for me are borderline child abuse: my dad calls me Smeghead and my mum generally just calls me numpty. Or numpt’ for short.
At school I was eternally my surname, which was a tad irking.

Let the fun begin…

LastGarrison · Sep 27, 2022

I randomly ended up watching some Aussie radio station clip on Social Media where they were discussing nicknames and the best one sent in by their listeners was ‘Snipers nightmare’ for their mate who had one leg shorter than the other.

stay_up_skyblues · Sep 27, 2022

LastGarrison said:
I randomly ended up watching some Aussie radio station clip on Social Media where they were discussing nicknames and the best one sent in by their listeners was ‘Snipers nightmare’ for their mate who had one leg shorter than the other.

Seen this before, it’s brilliant.

My best mate has one ear that is considerably larger than the other. Came up with “Bagheera“ when we were at school and it stuck.

skybluetony176 · Sep 28, 2022

The wife calls me shagger.

Otis · Sep 28, 2022

skybluetony176 said:
The wife calls me shagger.

Fine, but has she actually caught you yet?

skybluetony176 · Sep 28, 2022

Otis said:
Fine, but has she actually caught you yet?

She’s the only woman for me Otis

Otis · Sep 28, 2022

skybluetony176 said:
She’s the only woman who'll have me Otis

Is that more accurate?

ProfessorbyGrace · Sep 28, 2022

I once knew a guy from Abertillery who was a hardened doorman, really rough and ready sort.
People called him Three Fingered Derek, cos basically he had 3 fingers on his left hand. The other two were bitten off by a gentleman who was, in his words, off his tits and hankering for an ambulance.

Really heart warming stuff.

Houchens Head · Sep 28, 2022

I've never had a nick-name but my old dad was always known as "Buck". I asked him one day why everyone called him that and he just said "How many kids have I got?" Then it hit me! Buck.... Rabbit! Mind you, I've had more than him, so maybe I should use that nick-name now!

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Sep 28, 2022

ProfessorbyGrace said:
I once knew a guy from Abertillery who was a hardened doorman, really rough and ready sort.
People called him Three Fingered Derek, cos basically he had 3 fingers on his left hand. The other two were bitten off by a gentleman who was, in his words, off his tits and hankering for an ambulance.

Really heart warming stuff.

Sorry, but I lost the flow of the limerick about halfway through.

shmmeee · Sep 28, 2022

I am Chez to some mates thanks to a brief period in my teens where I resembled Chesney Hawkes. They have family members who genuinely don’t know my real name. I’ve never encouraged this.

ProfessorbyGrace · Sep 28, 2022

Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:
Sorry, but I lost the flow of the limerick about halfway through.

Freestyle Limerick-ing, mate, I’m a trend-setter.

Otis · Sep 28, 2022

I am known as Stig by all my family and school friends and as Foss by all in my modern day circle.

When I had a punk band I was known as Dez Pickable.

skybluetony176 · Sep 28, 2022

Otis said:
Is that more accurate?

Na. I’ve still got an ex girlfriend from 30 years ago stalking me from time to time. Her nickname for me was also shagger.

skybluetony176 · Sep 28, 2022

Otis said:
I am known as Stig by all my family and school friends and as Foss by all in my modern day circle.

When I had a punk band I was known as Dez Pickable.

Doesn’t the ex wife still call you that? In Russian obviously.

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