Fortunately, I don't live near you.At least I’m not the only one having a sleepless night.
Fortunately, I haven’t got to get up early for a school run in the morning.
Unfortunately, I have a group of dickhead lads stood on the street a few doors down beating their chests and speaking as loud as they can.
I’m sure I’m getting old before my time
Fortunately it was a great episodeUnfortunately youve all been watching 'Inside number 9' , so cant sleep anyway
Fortunately you can wake up after 3pm because there is no footballUnfortunately I didnt work out the ending until I had wstched it.
Fortunately my TV is broken*Unfortunately there is badminton on!
Fortunately, there will be another one along next week.It feels like someone has stolen my weekend
Unfortunately, she is coming back.Fortunately the wife is going round the mother in laws for the day so I can spend the whole day tossing it off on here.
Fortunately, there will be another one along next week.
Fortunately, you can have mine.Unfortunately somebody is going to steal that one as well.
Fortunately, you can have mine.
WifeWhat weekend or wife ?
Keep up Otis.
Going to be a long day
Never do eBay when you are pissed you never know what you bought or of course how much you paid for it aI’m off to do a diagnostic job on a woman’s car in Rugby now. Then pop in to see my elderly old Ma, buy her a paper and let her tell me what she told me yesterday and Thursday all over again!
Will hold out until 12.20 and go and have a scoop or two then home still thinking football is still on the radio.
Have a bite of lunch then a kip and back out at 6pm for a few scoops and to collect some paperwork and keys for a car I bought pissed up the other night!
I think it’s a Clio or a Megane or something like that...................
I’m off to do a diagnostic job on a woman’s car in Rugby now. Then pop in to see my elderly old Ma, buy her a paper and let her tell me what she told me yesterday and Thursday all over again!
Will hold out until 12.20 and go and have a scoop or two then home still thinking football is still on the radio.
Have a bite of lunch then a kip and back out at 6pm for a few scoops and to collect some paperwork and keys for a car I bought pissed up the other night!
I think it’s a Clio or a Megane or something like that...................
Fortunately it's a beautiful day and I'm alive and well, and the tree in the garden is in blossom.
Unfortunately the dog I was hoping to get is already out on trial...heyho!
On trial with Barking FC?Fortunately it's a beautiful day and I'm alive and well, and the tree in the garden is in blossom.
Unfortunately the dog I was hoping to get is already out on trial...heyho!
On trial with Barking FC?
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