On here for the next few months (2 Viewers)

[JesusOnAir]

Hi

I am Jesus and I will be visiting this forum until Easter. Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will do my best to answer.

 

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[Perryccfc]

Is my grandad ok up their?

 

[JesusOnAir]

Hello Perry,

I'll answer that question by pointing out that SISU rescued the Sky Blues at the 11th hour when nobody else wants the club. We have to remember this.

 

[intercity]

Hi

I am Jesus and I will be visiting this forum until Easter. Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will do my best to answer.

JC will megson and sumerbee be going upstairs??

 

[JesusOnAir]

Thanks for the question Intercity - 'you're getting there!' And so are SISU getting there...

 

[Tonylinc]

Where is Elvis?

 

[JesusOnAir]

Hi Tony,

Elvis works down the chip shop. Kirsty Maccoll was wrong, he's not a liar. And neither are SISU.

 

[deanocity3]

Are you the new goalkeeping coach for Murphy
he's no good on crosses

 

[wingy]

OHHH Love it !!
thank GOD for the Gallows humour.

 

[ricohroar]

Would you be so kind as to make room up there for Tim and Joy?? Maybe a statue of her just outside those perly gates?

 

[SkyBlueRuffian]

Jesus Jesus giz a song !!!!

 

[JesusOnAir]

Ricohroar, when Tim and Joy shuffle off this mortal coil they will sit on my left and right hand respectively. I want to keep them close so I can see if they are making a move for my wallet.

 

[jas365]

I'm running low on fish and bread, can you pop round and help me out?

 

[JesusOnAir]

Jas, blessed are the hungry - for they will buy burgers and hot dogs from SISU from their new base in Warsaw.

 

[Broken Hearted Sky Blue]

When Joy comes up make sure St Peter checks her scalp you know what shes like with numbers

 

[henry the wasp]

Peoples Front of Judea or Judean peoples front?

 

[quinn1971]

Jas, blessed are the hungry - for they will buy burgers and hot dogs from SISU from their new base in Warsaw.

Are you pissed off that your birthday is on xmas day.

 

[Colin1883]

Are any of the current board related to your buddy Judas?

 

[JesusOnAir]

Quinn I am doubly blessed, because my father, God, gets me an extra special gift to compensate. And Sky Blues fans are equally blessed to have such a super set of owners like SISU.

 

[jas365]

Jas, blessed are the hungry - for they will buy burgers and hot dogs from SISU from their new base in Warsaw.

Sod that, I think i'll starve instead

 

[Skybluemilf]

Hi Jesus on air, When will you be calling for Jimmy and John and also has Brian Clough tried kicking you out the chair yet? Thanks

 

[Flying Fokker]

Prove you're Jesus then.........

You healed the blind in Jericho......How about working on the former tenants of the Ricoh?

Did you have an illegitimate son in the form of Tim Fisher and if so how did you get it so wrong?

 

[Ripbuster]

Prove your Jesus.....What's your mums first name?

Plus I won a signed Nazareth united football of you on the radio Bethlehem phone in competiton,What colour was it?

 

[Flying Fokker]

Why was Lucifer's transfer fee undisclosed?

Not answering now.. Still not sure it's you.

 

[JesusOnAir]

Ripbuster you can hardly expect me to remember my mother's name - that was over 2000 years ago. Flying Fokker will you believe me if I show you my stigmata?

 

[JesusOnAir]

Sky Blue Ruffian, I shall play 'Ode to Joy'

 

[philmcc]

Did you have sexual relations with Mary Magdalene? More importantly though can you give Joy one for us and cheer her up a bit? We need a miracle....

 

[Jake22]

Jesus,
Does the H in Jesus H. Christ stand for Handstand?

 

[DaleM]

Jesus
Any chance of the winning Euromillions numbers for this Friday so I can put an 11th hour bid in

 

[musicmanskyblue]

Your called Jesus yet You claim to play devil's Advocate!...

 

[Ripbuster]

Can you put it on your Twitter page that your on here to prove you're really Jesus?



Why did you shave your beard off?

 

[Skybluerevolution (Pt2)]

Hello Nigel.....

Sod that, I think i'll starve instead

 

[Skybluerevolution (Pt2)]

How's your Latin lord - Ego sum via et veritas et lux - Sisu verbis aut factis ...

 

[Steve_75]

Hi Jesus,
Do you think you'll get homesick at Man City?

 

[CJ_covblaze]

Are you the new goalkeeping coach for Murphy
he's no good on crosses

Brilliant Deano! When I ran Twist 'n' Shout it had a section written by a guy with long hair called 'On the Cross'