Going to hazard a guess that it's because sneezing is to clear out contaminants and nose hairs alert you about them. So it thinks the signals from the pulled hair mean you need to sneeze.
I like Bill Hicks. Explain dinosaurs. I'm not sure I want to worship a god than runs around leaving fake bones as a practical joke just so when we get to heaven he can say 'did you fall for the dinosaurs? No heaven for you'
I am not sure it is male, female, black,white or whatever. IMO there is no God, but I do envy people who have faith. On another note your religious beliefs are usually defined by where you are born so that also blasts religion out of the water for me.