Poetic Symmetry (1 Viewer)

[87mint]

Does anyone else find it quite (darkly) hilarious that by some ludicrous twist of fate - which is entirely beyond our control - we are unable to watch possibly the most exciting Coventry team and promising start to a season we have had in the last decade?

No matter how c*** anything gets, once you lose your ability to take the piss out of your own situation, that is when you are really in trouble; I'm not sure you could think up a more adept analogy for the plight of supporting CCFC than a situation where we are scoring goals for fun and have a home-grown player sitting pretty as the highest goal scorer in the country but our fans loyalty stipulates that we cannot be present at the ground to view any of these joyful proceedings.

Unbelievable, yet somehow true.

 

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[_brian_]

It's like rain on a wedding day, mate!!!

 

[Samo]

It's like rain on a wedding day, mate!!!

What the OP points out is indeed ironic. Rain on your wedding day is just a bummer.

 

[_brian_]

What the OP points out is indeed ironic. Rain on your wedding day is just a bummer.

Okay! How about 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife?!?!

 

[Samo]

Okay! How about 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife?!?!

Now you're talkin!

 

[Otis]

What the OP points out is indeed ironic. Rain on your wedding day is just a bummer.

Rain on your wedding day is telling you something.

 

[Samo]

Rain on your wedding day is telling you something.

That you picked the wrong day?

 

[Otis]

That you are marrying the wrong woman.



On mine there was thunder, lightning, congregational nose bleeds, road kill in the church yard and 13 black crows sitting on top of the spire.



Amazing how you go ahead just for a bit of cake and a boogie afterwards isn't it.

 

[Samo]

At mine the clouds parted and the voice of god (who sounds like Brian Blessed by the way) was heard to advise; 'Doooooont dooooo iiiiiiit! But I do really like cake and a boogie.

 

[WiganSkyBlue]

That you are marrying the wrong woman.



On mine there was thunder, lightning, congregational nose bleeds, road kill in the church yard and 13 black crows sitting on top of the spire.



Amazing how you go ahead just for a bit of cake and a boogie afterwards isn't it.

So - you're still married then

 

[ccfcway]

Okay! How about 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife?!?!

thats one hell of a cutlery draw

 

[italiahorse]

Does anyone else find it quite (darkly) hilarious that by some ludicrous twist of fate - which is entirely beyond our control - we are unable to watch possibly the most exciting Coventry team and promising start to a season we have had in the last decade?

No matter how c*** anything gets, once you lose your ability to take the piss out of your own situation, that is when you are really in trouble; I'm not sure you could think up a more adept analogy for the plight of supporting CCFC than a situation where we are scoring goals for fun and have a home-grown player sitting pretty as the highest goal scorer in the country but our fans loyalty stipulates that we cannot be present at the ground to view any of these joyful proceedings.

Unbelievable, yet somehow true.

.......... or we can't make it for time required, expense, wrong day, church/family commitments etc

 

[Otis]

So - you're still married then

Yep. She's become immune to the rat killer in her tea over the years and my poison darts always end up in next door's garden.

Always have wanted to go onto Deal or No Deal just so when Noel Edmunds asks what I would do with the money I can say 'hire a hitman.'

 

[SkyblueBazza]

thats one hell of a cutlery draw

All of them wooden too :-o

 

[SkyblueBazza]

I do find it hilarious that words like "crap" are censored by the OP...but he does think its all mighty fine to use the word "piss" in the same post! Lol

 

[SkyblueBazza]

It was very windy on my wedding day...blew itself out in the end though