Non AMP
Sky Blues Talk
  • Home
  • Forums
  • Coventry City Football Club
  • Coventry City General Chat
This is a mobile optimized page that loads fast, if you want to load the real page, click this text.

Poetic Symmetry (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter 87mint
  • Start date Sep 9, 2013
Forums New posts

87mint

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #1
Does anyone else find it quite (darkly) hilarious that by some ludicrous twist of fate - which is entirely beyond our control - we are unable to watch possibly the most exciting Coventry team and promising start to a season we have had in the last decade?

No matter how c*** anything gets, once you lose your ability to take the piss out of your own situation, that is when you are really in trouble; I'm not sure you could think up a more adept analogy for the plight of supporting CCFC than a situation where we are scoring goals for fun and have a home-grown player sitting pretty as the highest goal scorer in the country but our fans loyalty stipulates that we cannot be present at the ground to view any of these joyful proceedings.

Unbelievable, yet somehow true.
 
B

_brian_

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #2
It's like rain on a wedding day, mate!!!
 

Samo

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #3
_brian_ said:
It's like rain on a wedding day, mate!!!
Click to expand...

What the OP points out is indeed ironic. Rain on your wedding day is just a bummer.
 
B

_brian_

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #4
Samo said:
What the OP points out is indeed ironic. Rain on your wedding day is just a bummer.
Click to expand...

Okay! How about 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife?!?!
 

Samo

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #5
_brian_ said:
Okay! How about 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife?!?!
Click to expand...

Now you're talkin!
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #6
Samo said:
What the OP points out is indeed ironic. Rain on your wedding day is just a bummer.
Click to expand...

Rain on your wedding day is telling you something.
 

Samo

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #7
Otis said:
Rain on your wedding day is telling you something.
Click to expand...

That you picked the wrong day?
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #8
That you are marrying the wrong woman.



On mine there was thunder, lightning, congregational nose bleeds, road kill in the church yard and 13 black crows sitting on top of the spire.



Amazing how you go ahead just for a bit of cake and a boogie afterwards isn't it.
 

Samo

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #9
At mine the clouds parted and the voice of god (who sounds like Brian Blessed by the way) was heard to advise; 'Doooooont dooooo iiiiiiit! But I do really like cake and a boogie.
 

WiganSkyBlue

Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #10
Otis said:
That you are marrying the wrong woman.



On mine there was thunder, lightning, congregational nose bleeds, road kill in the church yard and 13 black crows sitting on top of the spire.



Amazing how you go ahead just for a bit of cake and a boogie afterwards isn't it.
Click to expand...

So - you're still married then
 

ccfcway

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #11
_brian_ said:
Okay! How about 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife?!?!
Click to expand...

thats one hell of a cutlery draw
 

italiahorse

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #12
87mint said:
Does anyone else find it quite (darkly) hilarious that by some ludicrous twist of fate - which is entirely beyond our control - we are unable to watch possibly the most exciting Coventry team and promising start to a season we have had in the last decade?

No matter how c*** anything gets, once you lose your ability to take the piss out of your own situation, that is when you are really in trouble; I'm not sure you could think up a more adept analogy for the plight of supporting CCFC than a situation where we are scoring goals for fun and have a home-grown player sitting pretty as the highest goal scorer in the country but our fans loyalty stipulates that we cannot be present at the ground to view any of these joyful proceedings.

Unbelievable, yet somehow true.
Click to expand...

.......... or we can't make it for time required, expense, wrong day, church/family commitments etc
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #13
WiganSkyBlue said:
So - you're still married then
Click to expand...

Yep. She's become immune to the rat killer in her tea over the years and my poison darts always end up in next door's garden.

Always have wanted to go onto Deal or No Deal just so when Noel Edmunds asks what I would do with the money I can say 'hire a hitman.'
 
S

SkyblueBazza

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #14
ccfcway said:
thats one hell of a cutlery draw
Click to expand...

All of them wooden too :-o
 
S

SkyblueBazza

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #15
I do find it hilarious that words like "crap" are censored by the OP...but he does think its all mighty fine to use the word "piss" in the same post! Lol
 
S

SkyblueBazza

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 9, 2013
  • #16
It was very windy on my wedding day...blew itself out in the end though
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 2 (members: 0, guests: 2)
Share:
Facebook Twitter Reddit Pinterest Tumblr WhatsApp Email
  • Home
  • Forums
  • Coventry City Football Club
  • Coventry City General Chat
  • Default Style
  • Contact us
  • Terms and rules
  • Privacy policy
  • Help
  • Home
Community platform by XenForo® © 2010-2021 XenForo Ltd.
Menu
Log in

Register

  • Home
  • Forums
    • New posts
    • Search forums
  • What's new
    • New posts
    • Latest activity
  • Members
    • Current visitors
  • Donate to the Season Ticket Fund
X

Privacy & Transparency

We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:

  • Personalized ads and content
  • Content measurement and audience insights

Do you accept cookies and these technologies?

X

Privacy & Transparency

We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:

  • Personalized ads and content
  • Content measurement and audience insights

Do you accept cookies and these technologies?