Possibly the worst defence/excuse for inappropriate activity (1 Viewer)

[Covkid1968#]

Mrs was on a hen do in Newcastle at the weekend and one of the ladies on it has the misfortune to be married to a bloke who has just been through a court case.

he was caught having a w*nk at work in the afternoon by the office cleaner. According to the news article she was so shocked she dropped her mop! Police were called and he was arrested. His defence was that there was nothing going on he had dropped his trousers and was simply applying cream to a genital wart!!!

A most uncomfortable defence… only made worse by him having the surname Dick!
Well I thought this all sounds made up… so I googled Dick and genital wart (since cleansed my search engine just in case the kids look at my phone) and sure enough it all went on up in the north east. Personally I think I would have just fessed up to cracking one out on a slow work day!! The good news is that the article goes on to say that he’s getting the wart seen to!!!!

 

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[JAM See]

I couldn't resist!

Happened 9 years ago. "You shag one sheep" as the old joke goes.

Man exposed himself to cleaners

A MAN has been given a community order for exposing himself to cleaners while in his office.

www.thenorthernecho.co.uk

 

[13th_choice_seamer]

Shame he wasn't able to knobble the jury

 

[fernandopartridge]

Mrs was on a hen do in Newcastle at the weekend and one of the ladies on it has the misfortune to be married to a bloke who has just been through a court case.

he was caught having a w*nk at work in the afternoon by the office cleaner. According to the news article she was so shocked she dropped her mop! Police were called and he was arrested. His defence was that there was nothing going on he had dropped his trousers and was simply applying cream to a genital wart!!!

A most uncomfortable defence… only made worse by him having the surname Dick!
Well I thought this all sounds made up… so I googled Dick and genital wart (since cleansed my search engine just in case the kids look at my phone) and sure enough it all went on up in the north east. Personally I think I would have just fessed up to cracking one out on a slow work day!! The good news is that the article goes on to say that he’s getting the wart seen to!!!!

It's not the first time according to that story

The court heard Dick was given a police caution in May 2005 after he was seen by a student exposing himself in his car.

He told officers he was applying cream to a genital wart on that occasion as well.

 

[Covkid1968#]

I’m at a wedding with him in 3 weeks . I’ve already been warned to not say anything after a few beers. Could be struggling on this one

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

The martini wanker

 

[13th_choice_seamer]

Shame he didn't go the full Richard Richard:
"My trousers blew off in a storm"
"My trousers simply fell open"
"I was performing a Welsh medieval folk dance"