Covkid1968#
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Mrs was on a hen do in Newcastle at the weekend and one of the ladies on it has the misfortune to be married to a bloke who has just been through a court case.
he was caught having a w*nk at work in the afternoon by the office cleaner. According to the news article she was so shocked she dropped her mop! Police were called and he was arrested. His defence was that there was nothing going on he had dropped his trousers and was simply applying cream to a genital wart!!!
A most uncomfortable defence… only made worse by him having the surname Dick!
Well I thought this all sounds made up… so I googled Dick and genital wart (since cleansed my search engine just in case the kids look at my phone) and sure enough it all went on up in the north east. Personally I think I would have just fessed up to cracking one out on a slow work day!! The good news is that the article goes on to say that he’s getting the wart seen to!!!!
he was caught having a w*nk at work in the afternoon by the office cleaner. According to the news article she was so shocked she dropped her mop! Police were called and he was arrested. His defence was that there was nothing going on he had dropped his trousers and was simply applying cream to a genital wart!!!
A most uncomfortable defence… only made worse by him having the surname Dick!
Well I thought this all sounds made up… so I googled Dick and genital wart (since cleansed my search engine just in case the kids look at my phone) and sure enough it all went on up in the north east. Personally I think I would have just fessed up to cracking one out on a slow work day!! The good news is that the article goes on to say that he’s getting the wart seen to!!!!