You had it taken?
Balls of steel, the greatest programme ever but sadly got taken because of all the snowflake virgins
Chill out ya Sauceless geezaYou had it taken?
Ok snowflake.Chill out ya Sauceless geeza
Balls of steel, the greatest programme ever but sadly got taken because of all the snowflake virgins
Best you’ve got?Ok snowflake.
No video proof - Only the genuine story. Just over ten years ago me and a buddy did a brief tour of South America (4 countries in 3 weeks) Brazil was our last port of call.
On the first night in Rio we found ourselves in a big sport hall type venue that doubled as a club. On the opposing balconies were two (mainly) brass bands kicking out constant salsa and samba beats.
A local chick who we'd met a couple of hours earlier in a bar recognised us and came over and invited 'us' (it turned out only to be me) to dance with her to the beats that were booming.
Not wanting to let the side down and thoughts of dear old blighty an all that, I hid my Englishman abroad type reserve and tried to match her sensual movements.
What I manufactured was probably the most convincing impression of Shakin Stevens anybody not attempting to has ever managed.
I've since been at wedding and christening do's when 'Green door' and 'Oh Julie' have been played and I've failed spectacularly to match that level of (unintended) glory I achieved on that balmy evening in Rio.
Call it a draw then?Political views: 0/10
Story telling: Priceless
Call it a draw then?
No. Let's go back to politics.Settle it with a dance off. Your Shakin’ Stevens against my ‘It’s Not Unusual’ which is one of my top guilty pleasures
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Balls of steel, the greatest programme ever but sadly got taken because of all the snowflake virgins
Did it work?No video proof - Only the genuine story. Just over ten years ago me and a buddy did a brief tour of South America (4 countries in 3 weeks) Brazil was our last port of call.
On the first night in Rio we found ourselves in a big sport hall type venue that doubled as a club. On the opposing balconies were two (mainly) brass bands kicking out constant salsa and samba beats.
A local chick who we'd met a couple of hours earlier in a bar recognised us and came over and invited 'us' (it turned out only to be me) to dance with her to the beats that were booming.
Not wanting to let the side down and thoughts of dear old blighty an all that, I hid my Englishman abroad type reserve and tried to match her sensual movements.
What I manufactured was probably the most convincing impression of Shakin Stevens anybody not attempting to has ever managed.
I've since been at wedding and christening do's when 'Green door' and 'Oh Julie' have been played and I've failed spectacularly to match that level of (unintended) glory I achieved on that balmy evening in Rio.
Let's just say they don't see those kind of moves very often in that part of the world and what was clearly lacking in technical ability was generously rewarded for effort.Did it work?
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