public toilet hygiene (9 Viewers)

Gazolba said:

...Once the guy said to me "You're the only person I've seen today that I didn't have to advise to lose weight".

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i don't know how to break this to you, but that's not necessarily a good thing for him to be saying

richnrg said:

i don't know how to break this to you, but that's not necessarily a good thing for him to be saying

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Yeah.

'You're the only person I've seen today that I didn't have to advise to lose weight and that's because you have a degenerative muscle wasting disease'.

Otis said:

Yeah.

'You're the only person I've seen today that I didn't have to advise to lose weight and that's because you have a degenerative muscle wasting disease'.

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seems like you were more than happy to break the bad news :joyful:

I hate public loos with no coathanger. I dont want to shit with my coat on/or put bags i have on the floor!

But then all those people who've grabbed their coat with their hands still smeared in their faeces when it seeps out from the toilet roll... and you'll be hanging your coat on *that* hook.

Just a thought.

As if anyone wants to go to McDonald's anyway.....but...

I don't want to be the one to break it to you guys, but I am probably one of the ones you have seen skulking out of the Ricoh bogs without washing my hands. My rationale (you might say "excuse") is that I can absolutely guarantee all of you that my knob is a damn sight more hygienic than any tap or door handle on a public lav, and I suspect the same can be said for the majority of you too.
If I had taken a dump, of COURSE I would take my chances with the taps, to avoid smearing faecal coliforms on the door handle, my seat in Block 19, my pie, the fiver I hand to the food servers, etc, etc.
Conversely, as I said, I know my knob is clean, as I shower every morning, I don't have any STIs, warts, boils, etc, and urine, when it leaves the body, is essentially sterile.

And before you ask, yes I AM a biosafety specialist!

I never wash my hands after having a piss at the football I have seen too many people pissing in the sinks over the years to risk that.

Antibacterial gel is your friend.

Plus, I go to the toilet at the Ricoh by 2.15 at the very latest. The place is empty then and I guarantee no-one is peeing in the sink at that point. Lucky if I see 3 people in there.

I would never, ever not wash my hands though.

Offenham's excuse is a piss-poor one at best.