Quotes of the week (1 Viewer)

[Coventry La La La]

Football fashionista Terry Butcher shows his Royalist side

"Aberdeen were miles better than us. Anyway, I would rather talk about Kate Middleton's dress than how we played - I thought it was magnificent, unlike our performance.".

Germany coach Joachim 'Elton' Low rejects claims he's gay and sports a toupee.

"I've heard that before too. Rubbish. You're welcome to tug on it. There is so much mischief made. I suppose it's part of my job."

Muhammad Ali leads the tributes for the late Sir Henry Cooper.

"I will miss my old friend. He was a great fighter and a gentleman. My family and I extend our heartfelt sympathies to his family and loved ones."

Leighton Baines fails to get into the Rock and Roll vibe.

"The last gig I went to was Beady Eye in Manchester. I ended up going backstage. As I was waiting, Liam Gallagher appeared through this door. I just froze. He is quite intimidating up close. I caught his eye and he said, "All right?" to me. I said it back but then scarpered."

Cristiano Ronaldo just can't let it lie.

"Barcelona are a difficult team to beat because they get outside help. Next year they should give the cup directly to them."

He's not bitter..."Javier Mascherano wasn't like this at Liverpool. He must have learned all these cheating tricks at Barcelona."

West Ham co-owner David Sullivan opts for the sofa over Eastlands.

"Watching our poor away performances week after week, and not having the ability to influence things, has impacted on us. My family think I'm mad devoting so much time and money to the club and, as the match was on TV, I decided to watch it on TV."

Ottmar Hitzfeld's isn't so sure Jose Mourinho is that special after all.

"I've met him at UEFA meetings and his behaviour is faithful to his image: arrogant, haughty, chewing gum and somewhat of a boor."

Fergie refuses to be daunted by Messi and co

"I don't think we should be going there lacking confidence. Their form has been very good, we're playing a fantastic team but there shouldn't be a sense of terror. We can't be frightened out of our skin. We've got to find a solution to playing against them.".

 

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[Disorganised1]

"Course it was over the line." ~ Frank Lampard

"No. We've never even met." ~ Ryan Giggs

"Well it tasted salty to me." ~ Unidentified Premiership player

 

[im-confused]

Who's at the door? - Bin Laden