Rubbish(?!) joke I heard on Radio 2... (1 Viewer)

[simmouk]

...but it tickled me, so I thought I'd share it...

Went something along the lines of...

"What do you say to a bear to make it eat cheese?"

I dunno, what DO you say to a bear to make it eat cheese?!

(said in a Cockney accent) "Come on, bear!"



BURRRR-DUM TISSSSSH!

 

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[ccfcadz]

Took me a while but weren't too bad

 

[simmouk]

I told my manager at work today...but then had to explain it...so I guess it's not THAT funny! I still like it though!

 

[Bunnykins]

I Don't get That. Is Bear ''Beer in a Cockney Accent''?

 

[simmouk]

The "come on" part is best said in a cockney accent, so it sounds like the cheese - camambert (but it's pronounced "cammon bear" lol)

 

[Bunnykins]

I STILL don't get it

 

[Houchens Head]

A jamaican friend of mind placed an empty guiness tin between two slices of bread. Puzzled, I asked him what he was doing. He said "I'm having a beer can sandwich!"

(said in a jamaican accent!)

(If you don't get this, think of a couple of rashers in a sarny!!) :laugh:

 

[skybluedan]

seen a bloke on a tractor shouting that the world is gonna end
told me mate who said dont worry he,s always doing that.....
its just farmer geddon

 

[Disorganised1]

I'm pleased to say the service is excellent on The Eurostar, because I've heard its murder on The Orient Express.

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