Sky Blue Harry H
Well-Known Member

I think you're being extremely picky and you have too much time on your hands. Go and find some friends to play with.
What are we looking at? Bet akinfenwa is fat too?
Whilst I see what your getting at, I personally would of chose a different genre to assess physique on a Friday night with the Mrs out of the room![]()
She's in the back garden talking to a neighbour over the fence (who'd been cutting her lawn with a pair of scissors - you couldn't make it up! ) - so it's a pass on that one mate!
If the neighbor's a female, then hats off to you sir :claping hands:![]()
Yep - she also used to take her dog for a walk but as it's legs didn't work, she wrapped a towel under it's stomach and dragged it slowly down the road - we're an odd lot in Warwick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll go use these innuendos on the Mrs now, wish me luck![]()
Don't mention taking your missus in the back garden - could end in tears!!!
Phew! Thought the thread was about me!