AStonesThrow
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Yakubu to start it off
sorry SkyBlueDreamer for the awful pun based on yours!
sorry SkyBlueDreamer for the awful pun based on yours!
Isaac Osbourne! Never liked his style of football
Isaac Osbourne! Never liked his style of football
The slowest of all the footballers.Kevin MacDonald
Not as slow as Kevin MacDonald maybe, but Jose Perdomo also moved at a snails pace. Also remember Darren Currie who must be close to being the slowest winger there's ever been.
Tó MadeiraWhy is it when I see the names Jose Perdomo and Carlito I think of them like fictional FM players that never actually played for us? Even though I know they did.
Even Perdomo’s Wikipedia entry refers to his lack of pace! I saw him play for us and only remember being dazzled by an actual foreign superstar playing for us.Not as slow as Kevin MacDonald maybe, but Jose Perdomo also moved at a snails pace. Also remember Darren Currie who must be close to being the slowest winger there's ever been.
Yes, Perdomo’s wiki page is hilariously damning isn’t it! The Sampdoria coach said his dog was a better player. But the guy hit the greatest pass I’ve ever seen. From the centre circle, he set it off about 20 yards wide of the corner flag, and then it boomeranged like a golf shot into a gale, and landed softly and perfectly in the path of the aforementioned Kevin MacDonald, who crossed it for a fine goal as I recall.Even Perdomo’s Wikipedia entry refers to his lack of pace! I saw him play for us and only remember being dazzled by an actual foreign superstar playing for us.
Yes, Perdomo’s wiki page is hilariously damning isn’t it! The Sampdoria coach said his dog was a better player. But the guy hit the greatest pass I’ve ever seen. From the centre circle, he set it off about 20 yards wide of the corner flag, and then it boomeranged like a golf shot into a gale, and landed softly and perfectly in the path of the aforementioned Kevin MacDonald, who crossed it for a fine goal as I recall.
My own nomination for slow & boring is John Craven. He did a steady job though, and it’s sad to see that he died before reaching 50.
He actually got a decent number of assists for us but agree he was a disappointment overallMcindoe had no good traits at all for a winger. No pace, no skill, no engine, couldnt cross pass or shoot. I was actually really excited when we signed him, but he was terrible.
Wasn’t he in the final of the fastest footballer competition that John ‘the flying postman’ Williams won? Both prior to signing for us of course.Leigh Jenkinson.
Yep-think he came 3rd.Wasn’t he in the final of the fastest footballer competition that John ‘the flying postman’ Williams won? Both prior to signing for us of course.
He was no flying postman that’s for sure...and that ain’t saying much!Yep-think he came 3rd.
Kevin "the crab" McDonald as he was known round about where I sat.Kevin MacDonald
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