We haven’t signed him yet ffs hahahaha
To the tune of Sign of the Times by Harry Styles
SBT stop crying
Now that we've signed Matt Grimes
Welcome to the Lampard show
Hope you're wearing sky blue clothes
Bit of fun - I'm still convinced this will break down but purely to annoy the song hating puritans here my offering.
To the tune of Time of Your Life by Greenday
Ben Sheaf is out again, we are short in centre mid,
Grimes grabs Austin by the wrist, says take me to your king
So make him the highest earner, open your checkbook Mr Bling
He may not be young, but hes worth more than Louis Binks
This team is unbeatable
Playing in sky blue and white
I hope you have Grimes in your side
So read the match reports and watch city unseen
He'll fill that gaping hole in the middle of the field
With torp and rudi by his side we will boss the league,
And finally beat the scum from swansea
This team is unbeatable
Playing in sky blue and white
I hope you have Grimes in your side
You sound just like my missus.This is all very very premature.
Fuck me. I can't remember my own name some days.I think I can go one better, to the tune of This Time by Bryan Adams
I think about him all the time
He's my fantasy
An image burnin' in my mind
Callin' out to me
While my imagination's runnin' wild
Yeah, things are getting clearer, oh oh
This time everything is alright
No way he's gonna get away
This time everything is easy
Any day, I'm gonna make him mine
I've thought of every word I'd say
Give or take a few
But he turns and slowly walks away
What do I have to do
Hey, turn up your radio
Oh, there's somethin' I want you to know, yeah
This time everything is alright
No way he's gonna get away
This time everything is easy
Any day, I'm gonna make him mine
Yeah I'm gonna make him mine, this time
It's hard to take 'cause he's miles away
And I've waited a long time
But the feelin's right, darlin' one of these nights
Yeah, I'm gonna let you know, oh oh
This time everything is alright
No way he's gonna get away
This time everything is easy
Any day, I'm gonna make him mine
This time everything is alright
No way he's gonna get away
This time everything is easy
Any day, I'm gonna make him mine
Yeah I'm gonna make him mine, oh yeah
Matt Grimes
You hum it son , I’ll play itThis is all very very premature.
You hum it son , I’ll play it
Not sure about the tempo you'd sing it at but I'm pretty sure the song is only 3:18 seconds long, but I will placate you, I've written another one that might be more your style.Fuck me. I can't remember my own name some days.
You'd have to start it at kick off to have a chance of finishing it by HT.
to the tune of Agadoo
Matty Grimes Grimes Grimes
He plays in Sky Blue and white
Matty Grimes Grimes Grimes
He’s our midfield dynamite
To the left, to the right
He makes Xavi look like shite
Pirlo’s good, Zidane’s alright
But I’d take Grimesy every night
Or what the chant will inevitably be on Saturday: "He left cos your shit"
What will we sing to him Saturday if the transfer falls through and he’s playing against us ?
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