There used to be 2 guys standing near me on the kop who every week would be singing "I'm not Ndlovu" & "We've got Ndlovu & Filan", they had always been drinking & would get in just before kick off.
This is one I DID sing/chant! In fact it came up for discussion a couple of years ago on a thread the title of which I can't remember.
It never got off the ground tho - I blamed my peers lack of musical knowledge for it's failure.
We've got Hyam
Doo do do do do do
Oh fadzean fadzean
Doo do do do do do
And Michael Rose!
But we released Willis Oh
(But that does matter cause)
We've got Hyam ect
A mate of mine came up with this one which never got beyond the confines of the pub. We had signed a central defender from Bradford City in the early '90's. In the style of an air horn in the lead up to the chant: 'Babb, Babb, Babb, Babb, Babb, Babb, Babb, Babb, Babb, - PHIL BABB'!!
One which I wanted to sing but never got the justification to (owing to part of the lyrics) was a variation on 'Bowie's' 'Sorrow'.
'He ain't got blonde hair and his eyes ain't blue,
but we're so glad that we signed you,
Sordell, Marvin Sordell'.