Listening to the radio this morning and REM - Sidewinder sleeps tonite was playing. Took me back to when I was younger and thought the lyrics were 'Calling Jamaica' when clearly it is not!
Sooo in the same vein, have you ever been singing along to a song for a while then realised the lyrics were very different???
The old favourite of everyone's: Jimi Hendrix and " 'scuse me while I kiss this guy"!
Also: Robert Palmer - "Let's face it, you're a dick with a glove!"
REM: "Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight"
Abba: "See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen"