Super Franky Lampard (1 Viewer)

Must confess, I DO prefer Farnky

Any chance we can convince him to change his name?

I thought it was Fwanky?

I prefer Fanky.

I thought all this stuff was behind us now that Robbins, Robbings and Ribbins has gone, but no ...

Now it's Farnky

At least it's much harder to get Lamphard wrong.

When it all goes tits up are we calling him “Wank Lampard” or “Frank Lumpard”?

perhaps “Fwank Lumpard” is a best of both worlds

Ccfcisparks said:

When it all goes tits up are we calling him “Wank Lampard” or “Frank Lumpard”?

perhaps “Fwank Lumpard” is a best of both worlds

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Do t worry, it will soon go from "Frankie" to "For fuck's sake."

I was thinking more along the lines of
"Hello,Hello ,Frankie Lampo ,Frankie Lampo" and repeat

nicksar said:

I was thinking more along the lines of
"Hello,Hello ,Frankie Lampo ,Frankie Lampo" and repeat

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Thinking is heavily overrated

ChatGPT Tiny Dancer version


“Hold me closer, Franky Lampard,
Manager of my team today,
Led us forward with his passion,
Keeping glory on the way…”


I’m setting up a go fund me for my effort coming up with that

hill83 said:

ChatGPT Tiny Dancer version


“Hold me closer, Franky Lampard,
Manager of my team today,
Led us forward with his passion,
Keeping glory on the way…”


I’m setting up a go fund me for my effort coming up with that

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an actual chatgpt frank lampard song


(Verse 1)
Now there's a new chapter, a fresh new start,
Frank Lampard’s coming, with passion and heart.
From Stamford Bridge to the Sky Blues’ side,
He’s leading Coventry, with pride as his guide.

In the Midlands, the fans all cheer,
For a manager who brings hope so near.
With experience and grit, he’s ready to fight,
To take the Sky Blues to new heights.

(Chorus)
Frank Lampard, now Coventry’s king,
Bringing ambition, making the crowd sing.
From London to the heart of the sky,
You’ve come to lead, and we’ll fly high.

(Verse 2)
A player with the heart of a lion,
Now a coach who’s rising, never hiding.
With every decision, a vision so clear,
The Sky Blues will thrive under Lampard’s steer.

Tactical genius, a leader so true,
He knows what it takes, and he’s coming through.
From the bench to the pitch, he’s ready to lead,
Coventry’s future is all that we need.

(Chorus)
Frank Lampard, now Coventry’s king,
Bringing ambition, making the crowd sing.
From London to the heart of the sky,
You’ve come to lead, and we’ll fly high.

(Bridge)
Through the challenges, through the fight,
With Lampard’s guidance, we’ll shine bright.
We’ll rise through the ranks, together we’ll climb,
Sky Blues forever, we’re in for good times.

(Chorus)
Frank Lampard, now Coventry’s king,
Bringing ambition, making the crowd sing.
From London to the heart of the sky,
You’ve come to lead, and we’ll fly high.

(Outro)
So here’s to the future, here’s to the dream,
With Frank Lampard, we’re on the winning team.
From the first whistle to the final sound,
Sky Blues are rising, all the way to the top ground!

Funny Frank Lampard Chant​

To the tune of "My Old Man's a Dustman"

Frank Lampard’s at the wheel, he’s here to save the day,
He’s brought his boots to Ryton, says he might still play!
He’s better than Mark Robins (don’t let Robbo know),
And if we win promotion, he’ll buy the fans a chippy, though!

Oh, Frankie Lampard, he’s magic with the ball,
He taught Chelsea how to win, now he’ll teach us all!
Oh, Frankie Lampard, get ready for the ride,
With super Frankie in the dugout, we’ll send them home wide-eyed!

He says he’s got the tactics, the Sky Blues got the heart,
We’ll score a goal, then park the bus, Frank says it’s an art!
He’s texting Uncle Harry for January transfers,
And if he signs John Terry, we’ll all forget our nerves!

Oh, Frankie Lampard, he’s magic with the ball,
He taught Chelsea how to win, now he’ll teach us all!
Oh, Frankie Lampard, get ready for the ride,
With super Frankie in the dugout, we’ll send them home wide-eyed!

Let’s get to Wembley, Frank, don’t forget your suit,
And bring Christine for good luck—her smile will seal the route!

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Just to confirm, it's from ChatGPT.

This one too

Frank Lampard Snoop Dogg-Style Chant​

To the beat of "Drop It Like It’s Hot"

When Lampard’s in the game, we goin’ hard, what’s up?
Coventry City ballin’, yeah, we levelin’ up,
Promotion on the radar, we ain’t runnin’ outta luck,
Super Frankie in the house, yo, the league’s getting shook.

Lampard in the blue, yeah, he’s reppin’ CV3,
Turnin’ midfield dreams into Sky Blue reality,
Opposition shook when they see the man arrive,
Frankie’s got the style, keep the Sky Blues alive.

Now he’s flexin’ on the sideline, tactics in his hand,
Snoop Frankie Lampard, got the whole team planned,
We’re dippin’ in the goals, opposition in a jam,
Sky Blue Army lit, we the kings of the land.

Lampard in the blue, yeah, he’s reppin’ CV3,
Turnin’ midfield dreams into Sky Blue reality,
Opposition shook when they see the man arrive,
Frankie’s got the style, keep the Sky Blues alive.

Yo, from London to the Ricoh, he’s a certified G,
Brought the magic from the Bridge to the Sky Blue scene,
Winning games, stacking points like he’s stacking that green,
Super Frankie Lampard, he’s the boss of our dream.

Sky Blues till we die!

Frankie by Sister Sledge has got to be the tune, surely?

Franky Lampard, was mates with King,
He kicked Robins out and gave Frank a ring,
Everyone said that he’d be a flop
But Lampard’s city are going up

His name is Frankie Lampard
People say he’s fat
But if we get promoted
We won’t mention that

The Monday's child rhyme

Snr's child is fat of face
Doug King's words are all over the place

Wednesday games are full of woe,
Rapha's injury has far to go,

City's defence is always giving,
The Derby game's not worth reliving

Premier games will be the Sabbath day,
We'll be priced out, but will shout hooray.

Get on the pitch
Cos Sheaf is shit
Ohh frankie get on the pitch

We'll_live_and_die said:

I thought it was Fwanky?

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If he turns out to be crap , we can drop the F

surely its just gonna be ...

suuuuuper, super frank
suuuuuper, super frank
suuuuuper, super frank
super frank lampard

I’m leaning on a Lampard at the corner of the street etc etc.

We got Lampard, Franky Lampard.
I just don't think you understand.
Left Chelsea to manage the city
We got Frank Lampard...

(well, it's almost true...)