A millionaire decides to throw a party and during the party he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two crocodiles in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool' Moments later there is a great splash and a man swimming as hard as he can. The tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping the guy just keeps on going. The crocodiles are gaining on him but he reaches the end and he gets out of the pool. The millionaire says 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?'
He said 'Why don't we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!'
