Thank you Mum and Dad (1 Viewer)

Sbarcher · Jan 27, 2014

For this......
Charlton have signed Standard Liege midfielder Anıl Koc on loan until the end of June.

Looks like away fans will be having some fun with this one.......

lordsummerisle · Jan 27, 2014

Once knew a couple who called their daughter Laurel Anne.

Nice name, except for the fact that their surname was Hardy.

Nonleagueherewecome · Jan 27, 2014

lordsummerisle said:
Once knew a couple who called their daughter Laurel Anne.

Nice name, except for the fact that their surname was Hardy.

Nothing tops Neville Neville.

Didn't Man U fans have a song to Bowie's "Rebel, Rebel" that they sang for Gary, featuring the line:

"Neville, Neville,
Is the name of your dad".

lordsummerisle · Jan 27, 2014

Nonleagueherewecome said:
Nothing tops Neville Neville.

Didn't Man U fans have a song to Bowie's "Rebel, Rebel" that they sang for Gary, featuring the line:

"Neville, Neville,
Is the name of your dad".

That they did, though would suggest Neville Neville as a name showed a distinct lack of imagination by the parents!

Kingokings204 · Jan 27, 2014

I know someone who works for sisu called wayne kerr?

lordsummerisle · Jan 27, 2014

Kingokings204 said:
I know someone who works for sisu called wayne kerr?

His cousin Juan works for the Spanish branch.

Hobo · Jan 27, 2014

Anil Koc, there will be a few defenders who will be worried if he manages get in behind them and shoots.

Monners · Jan 27, 2014

Used to work with a chap called Carey Oakey - this is actually true

_brian_ · Jan 27, 2014

I used to work with someone called Ivor Bigun*!!! LOL!

(*This isn't true, I'm afraid, I just wanted to have a little bit of a laugh** on a Monday afternoon!)

(**I'm laughing because it sounds a bit like 'I've a big un***'!)

(***Penis.)

Kingokings204 · Jan 27, 2014

Commentator " and Koc spreads the defence wide open and shoots right into a tight gap"

covmark · Jan 27, 2014

Went to school with someone called Joanna king, and my parents had a friend called Theresa green.

ajsccfc · Jan 27, 2014

Creedence Clearwater Couto's parents were heavily influenced by American music and films which didn't work out so well for his little brother playing for Botafogo, Cumstain Couto.

olderskyblue · Jan 27, 2014

My old ma used to work with a lady called Iris Stew. Think her family owned a bookies in Longford....

M&B Stand · Jan 27, 2014

There was a Girl in my year at school called Emma Dale.

Kingokings204 · Jan 27, 2014

M&B Stand said:
There was a Girl in my year at school called Emma Dale.

just lol

covmark · Jan 27, 2014

olderskyblue said:
My old ma used to work with a lady called Iris Stew. Think her family owned a bookies in Longford....

Behave, theres just no way.
Iris stew hahaha

torchomatic · Jan 27, 2014

I went to school with someone called Sasha Shorthouse. Not funny, but not easy to say.

andrew.roberts · Jan 27, 2014

Juan Carlos is often abbreviated to Juanca in Spain and the c is pronounced in this instance as a "K"...and suprisingly most of them are

Hugh Jarse · Jan 27, 2014

Nothing tops Neville Neville.

That's not what the trial judge said!!

lordsummerisle · Jan 27, 2014

Hugh Jarse said:
That's not what the trial judge said!!

You must hate your parents Mr Jarse!

bigbeatpete · Jan 27, 2014

I went to school with someone called Peter Phile.

Johnnythespider · Jan 27, 2014

I had a teacher called mister Bates. He taught TD if anyone remembers what that is.

ajsccfc · Jan 27, 2014

There was a teacher at my school who made the boys strip to find who had stolen a pen. The police got called in and he later had a nervous breakdown.

He didn't have a name that lends itself to the wordplay theme, but it was a bit mental.

Skyblueweeman · Jan 27, 2014

I know someone on a forum called Grendel. I shit you not.

Johnnythespider · Jan 27, 2014

ajsccfc said:
There was a teacher at my school who made the boys strip to find who had stolen a pen. The police got called in and he later had a nervous breakdown.

He didn't have a name that lends itself to the wordplay theme, but it was a bit mental.

But did he find the pen.

ajsccfc · Jan 27, 2014

I think so, but it hadn't actually been stolen in the end. Fun story for the parents that evening I'd imagine.

Inside Every Prop · Jan 27, 2014

Caludon was it?

Astute · Jan 28, 2014

Sbarcher said:
For this......
Charlton have signed Standard Liege midfielder Anıl Koc on loan until the end of June.

Looks like away fans will be having some fun with this one.......

He should have gone to Marseille so he could play with their defender Rod Fanni. They would have all positions covered together.

Hobo · Jan 28, 2014

No longer a schoolboy, but somewhere in the world there is a Dwayne Pipe. Perhaps he became a plumber?

Otis · Jan 28, 2014

I also worked with a bloke called Joseph King and my wife had a best friend called Jovanka, which was prounounced Yovanka. This of course made it worse, or better dependant on your point of view. Better for me, cos everytime I saw her I would say her name quite aggressively.

My wife also had an old school friend called Yura Thikee.

I did also work with a bloke called Colin Shufflebottom. He insisted it was Colin Shufflebotham! And I'm sure a lot of the older posters on here will remember a hairdressers in the city centre called Mike Hunt.

Hugh Jarse · Jan 28, 2014

You must hate your parents Mr Jarse!

Imagine if your surname was Jablomey and they christened you Heywood. My alter ego on GMK!

Hugh Jarse · Jan 28, 2014

I went to school with three Singh brothers. One was Panjit, another was Manjit and the last was Ranjit. They were good guys.

Monners · Jan 28, 2014

Phil, a good mate of mine. has to regulalry use initial only for certain business transactions. Mr P. Nice (pronounced as per the French city). True again!

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