The "Glass half full " thread... (2 Viewers)

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

Just for fun. A bit of light relief amongst the gloom and doom. You might have to use your imagination for this though.
Anyway.....
If we win tonight (Oxford) it will be 2 wins in 3 matches in the league. That's six points from a possible 9. That's top six form .

....beat that.

 

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[Otis]

If we draw tonight that will be a point gained. ; )

 

[Astute]

If we win our next 3 games that will be 12 points out of 15. Hopefully that would be enough to get us off the bottom of the table :bucktooth:

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

If we win our next 3 games that will be 12 points out of 15. Hopefully that would be enough to get us off the bottom of the table :bucktooth:

Indeed. If we forget the Charlton result it will be 12 points from 12. Promotion form.

 

[Bruce the Boot]

When we lose..............................................................................Sorry I ll get my coat

 

[covcity4life]

if we lose we can use it be more anti sisu. that is the priority after all

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

On the off chance of a defeat there's absolutely no need to have a look at the league table.

 

[Otis]

On the off chance of a defeat there's absolutely no need to have a look at the league table.

And if we keep losing we may break some records.

Fame at last.

 

[stupot07]

We might finally get out of this league.

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[JulianDarbyFTW]

If you turn the newspaper upside down, we're top of the league!

Of course, if you have a computer monitor you may have to cut-and-paste into Excel, then chose row 24, cut, and insert copied cells into row 1.

Either way works.

 

[Ranjit Bhurpa]

The glass may be half full but sadly there's a bloody big hole in the bottom of it

 

[Johnnythespider]

 

[Captain Dart]

If you look at my avatar you will see a full glass, unfortunately it has been occupied by an insect. :angelic:

 

[stupot07]

Nah, that's definitely half empty that!

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[Ranjit Bhurpa]

Nah, that's definitely half empty that!

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But at least it's Magners and not Carling Equine Urine

 

[Gosford Green]

The only single positive is the form of the U23s, but our owners are doing their best to fuck up the academy which produces a lot of the players doing so well.

If I was to list the negative's I would be here for hours.

 

[skybluedan]

Some say you can't polish a turd , I say but I can roll it about in glitter though
Is that the same as glass half full like ?

 

[skybluedan]

Some say you can't polish a turd , I say but I can roll it about in glitter though
Is that the same as glass half full like ?

 

[Esoterica]

Some say you can't polish a turd , I say but I can roll it about in glitter though
Is that the same as glass half full like ?

I find it a lot more efficient to just eat the glitter. You never forget your first Unicorn dump.

 

[shmmeee]

Nah, that's definitely half empty that!

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How about this one?

 

[stupot07]

How about this one?

That's half full!

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[Captain Dart]

How about this one?

No peeing in the glasses.

 

[Gazolba]

Here's a glass half-full of a cat:

 

[robbiekeane]

Mowbray left and so we are rid of his bizarre substitutions and tactics and forever changing team.

The squad is capable of a top half finish.

Ben Stevenson looks an incredibly bright prospect, twice the player maddison was

 

[Captain Dart]

Here's a glass half-full of a cat:
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I can do better...

 

[wingy]

Mowbray left and so we are rid of his bizarre substitutions and tactics and forever changing team.

The squad is capable of a top half finish.

Ben Stevenson looks an incredibly bright prospect, twice the player maddison was

This boy simply has to stay for at least two of his four year contract
He's going all the way to the top.
How can we do that?

 

[fernandopartridge]

3 wins in 4 games under Venus.

His league ppg is 2.

 

[Paxman II]

Remember Wigan last season....

 

[robbiekeane]

This boy simply has to stay for at least two of his four year contract
He's going all the way to the top.
How can we do that?

Get promoted

 

[clint van damme]

I can't see us hanging onto Stevenson, he looked head and shoulders above everything else on the pitch last night.
Even if the club tried to do all they can to keep him, (highly unlikely I know), if a big gun comes in for him he'll be gone, and I heard a rumour last night that spurs are already interested.

 

[covcity4life]

win game in hand and we could be just 6 pts off playoffs.

another half full statement is that rochdale were rock bottom alongside 5 weeks ago us and now sit in 5th

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

I can't see us hanging onto Stevenson, he looked head and shoulders above everything else on the pitch last night.
Even if the club tried to do all they can to keep him, (highly unlikely I know), if a big gun comes in for him he'll be gone, and I heard a rumour last night that spurs are already interested.

Keeping it half full I say he's not stupid enough to go and make up the numbers in some Spurs reserve team in one of the most deprived parts of London known to man when he can large it here , at a proper club .

 

[wingy]

I can't see us hanging onto Stevenson, he looked head and shoulders above everything else on the pitch last night.
Even if the club tried to do all they can to keep him, (highly unlikely I know), if a big gun comes in for him he'll be gone, and I heard a rumour last night that spurs are already interested.

Reminds me of Mortimer
Don't know if you're old enough?

 

[vow]

9 points from a play-off spot with a game in hand.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

9 points from a play-off spot with a game in hand.

......that's the spirit. 6 points after we've played that extra game.