Sbarcher
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Something physical to keep in the loft for the next 25 years!
Something physical to keep in the loft for the next 25 years!CD's? What are they?
You mean like a wife? Sounds like a good idea.Something physical to keep in the loft for the next 25 years!
Children in need and comic relief. Mega rich people raising their profile by getting other people to donate money. Hate it more each year.
Fair play to you all. It’s ‘the celebs’ that really really get my back up. All multi millionaires and give a couple of hours of their time when a bit of their Mooney would be better. But then they wouldn’t be raising their profiles.The tv show, maybe you have a point. I’d like to think that me and 6 others collecting outside Nuneaton train station this morning weren’t just doing so to raise our profile.
Fair play to you all. It’s ‘the celebs’ that really really get my back up. All multi millionaires and give a couple of hours of their time when a bit of their Mooney would be better. But then they wouldn’t be raising their profiles.
Whilst I understand what you're saying, if they raise the profile of something and help people to donate then what's the problem?Fair play to you all. It’s ‘the celebs’ that really really get my back up. All multi millionaires and give a couple of hours of their time when a bit of their Mooney would be better. But then they wouldn’t be raising their profiles.
Just the potential hypocrisy for me.Whilst I understand what you're saying, if they raise the profile of something and help people to donate then what's the problem?
Every charity has a celebrity publicist.
They are all worthy causes - bit the people who genuinely have the free cash to splash about seem to be the celebrities & those of 'status' (?) Who are the very people that either squeeze us in the first instance or try to squeeze us a bit more to donate!
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The fella in front of me at Stans - sits on the back of his chair at half time - he’s such a big chap that it doesn’t allow me to stand up comfortably and when people want to come past I have to really go back in the next row - I have been polite but he still
Persists - suggestions please
The fella in front of me at Stans - sits on the back of his chair at half time - he’s such a big chap that it doesn’t allow me to stand up comfortably and when people want to come past I have to really go back in the next row - I have been polite but he still
Persists - suggestions please
flop your cock out onto the top of his head, if your lucky he might not sit there again
Or if he's really lucky the big fella might kiss it.
install some mini-spikes along the top of the chair-back.The fella in front of me at Stans - sits on the back of his chair at half time - he’s such a big chap that it doesn’t allow me to stand up comfortably and when people want to come past I have to really go back in the next row - I have been polite but he still
Persists - suggestions please
Strangely enough I got some yesterday as some birds keep shitting in my porch !install some mini-spikes along the top of the chair-back.
Strangely enough I got some yesterday as some birds keep shitting in my porch !
Sales c*nts in shops.
I know it's their jobs to sell but I wish they'd be a bit more more subtle about it and not immediately race over when they see someone come into the shop.
I reluctantly went bed shopping at the weekend and they house a special breed of sales creep. My strategy is to never engage because once you engage it's game over.
Sales person "Are you okay? Can I help you?"
Me "No thanks, we're just having a browse"
SP "Anything in particular?"
Me "Not really, just a bit of window shopping"
SP "Ah okay, y'know a bed is a serious investment because you spend most of your life on it!"
Me "Yeah.... Thanks. I'm not buying anything today. Just getting ideas" *walking away
SP "Would you be a spring or memory foam type of guy? "
Girlfriend "Well I love memory foam myself"
SP:
Sales c*nts in shops.
I know it's their jobs to sell but I wish they'd be a bit more more subtle about it and not immediately race over when they see someone come into the shop.
I reluctantly went bed shopping at the weekend and they house a special breed of sales creep. My strategy is to never engage because once you engage it's game over.
Sales person "Are you okay? Can I help you?"
Me "No thanks, we're just having a browse"
SP "Anything in particular?"
Me "Not really, just a bit of window shopping"
SP "Ah okay, y'know a bed is a serious investment because you spend most of your life on it!"
Me "Yeah.... Thanks. I'm not buying anything today. Just getting ideas" *walking away
SP "Would you be a spring or memory foam type of guy? "
Girlfriend "Well I love memory foam myself"
SP:
Why, do you work there Andy??!:happy:Was this at Dreams in Gallagher Retail Park perchance?
Why, do you work there Andy??!:happy:
Nowt worse than a bad tempered salesman.Alas, no. When bed shopping last year there was a particularly irritable chap working there who was very pushy. So much so that I had a not so discreet word with him to leave me and the other half be.
Well, you can start by stop calling it Stans. That might help.The fella in front of me at Stans - sits on the back of his chair at half time - he’s such a big chap that it doesn’t allow me to stand up comfortably and when people want to come past I have to really go back in the next row - I have been polite but he still
Persists - suggestions please
While on that subject
When you go out to eat and they come over while you have a mouthful of food to ask about it.
What's the point?
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