Nick
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If the food was shit I would have already complained and wouldn't be stuffing it into my face!
Because that way you can’t complain?
you're not meant to shag on the display beds.Alas, no. When bed shopping last year there was a particularly irritable chap working there who was very pushy. So much so that I had a not so discreet word with him to leave me and the other half be.
While on that subject
When you go out to eat and they come over while you have a mouthful of food to ask about it.
What's the point?
Better still - go to a drive-thru Costa, Starbuck's, etc and spill the fucker in your lap while trying to be a c**t and drink it while driving! Who the FUCK thought that was a good idea - phones are FAR less of a hazard!It's become a thing to walk to work with a takeaway coffee. Costs you a bomb if you multiply it up over the year. Take a flask. You're not Gordon Gecko or an LA detective.
It's become a thing to walk to work with a takeaway coffee. Costs you a bomb if you multiply it up over the year. Take a flask. You're not Gordon Gecko or an LA detective.
It's become a thing to walk to work with a takeaway coffee. Costs you a bomb if you multiply it up over the year. Take a flask. You're not Gordon Gecko or an LA detective.
I always fancied opening up a chain of dictator coffee shops. Cafe Stalin, Cafe Hitler, Cafe Pinochet, that kind of thing...Caffe Nero
Better still - go to a drive-thru Costa, Starbuck's, etc and spill the fucker in your lap while trying to be a c**t and drink it while driving! Who the FUCK thought that was a good idea - phones are FAR less of a hazard!
A Caffe Nero opened up near our office recently and almost everyone would buy 1-2 cups a day. It's the cool thing to do. Buy a £10 croissant and you're a fucking well cool person with money in the bank.
A work friend that sits near me despises coffee, but hates being left out more. So he bought a hot chocolate from Caffe Nero and since just fills the takeaway cup up everyday with tap water. He even sips it and says things like "Hmm, that's a good cup of coffee"
The lengths people go to fit in.
I always fancied opening up a chain of dictator coffee shops. Cafe Stalin, Cafe Hitler, Cafe Pinochet, that kind of thing...
Down with your rival chain (gang).Pol Teapot
Pol Pot Noodles?I always fancied opening up a chain of dictator coffee shops. Cafe Stalin, Cafe Hitler, Cafe Pinochet, that kind of thing...
Have a loyalty card where if you get to stamp each of their heads you get a prize.
I mean, Cafe Nero. Since when does a mother murdering arsonist dictator make for a good name for a shop?
Damn you!Pol Teapot
I take the point Tommo, but my point was that i don't believe that driving with one hand while holding a cup of scalding liquid in the other, and frequently tilting your head back while holding the cup in your line of sight (which i FREQUENTLY see en route to work) IS being in control of your vehicle.Don’t drink coffee - yuck! But suggesting phones are less of a hazard is plain wrong. Using a phone is illegal and beyond moronic. Eating/drinking while driving isn’t - so long as you’re still in full control (I’m not sure eating/drinking + full control can be done), can still get slapped with a fine if caught.
I always fancied opening up a chain of dictator coffee shops. Cafe Stalin, Cafe Hitler, Cafe Pinochet, that kind of thing...
I take the point Tommo, but my point was that i don't believe that driving with one hand while holding a cup of scalding liquid in the other, and frequently tilting your head back while holding the cup in your line of sight (which i FREQUENTLY see en route to work) IS being in control of your vehicle.
A Caffe Nero opened up near our office recently and almost everyone would buy 1-2 cups a day. It's the cool thing to do. Buy a £10 croissant and you're a fucking well cool person with money in the bank.
A work friend that sits near me despises coffee, but hates being left out more. So he bought a hot chocolate from Caffe Nero and since just fills the takeaway cup up everyday with tap water. He even sips it and says things like "Hmm, that's a good cup of coffee"
The lengths people go to fit in.
We have one of those types at my place, it's nauseating to watch. The worst thing is, he doesn't even like the other people.
Better still - go to a drive-thru Costa, Starbuck's, etc and spill the fucker in your lap while trying to be a c**t and drink it while driving! Who the FUCK thought that was a good idea - phones are FAR less of a hazard!
Assam HusseinThe Flat White Supremacist
things that don't start on time. Really annoys me.It basically says to the people who are waiting 'I don't like people wasting my time, but I'm perfectly happy to waste yours'.
e.g Prime minister will make a statement at 17:00 - actually turns up at 17:22
Labour Manifesto launch is 11:00 - wanders onto stage at 11:09
come on, set an example people! Do things on time. If I know your'e going to be 10 minutes late I'll do something else in that 10 minutes, rather than just wait for you.
I've got a reusable cup. Lots of independent places sell coffee in biodegradable packaging, the big places don't.It's become a thing to walk to work with a takeaway coffee. Costs you a bomb if you multiply it up over the year. Take a flask. You're not Gordon Gecko or an LA detective.
Bizarrely my new lawnmower has two cup holders. I kid you not.
Bizarrely my new lawnmower has two cup holders. I kid you not.
You sure it's not somewhere for a woman to house her tits while she's mowing, to get maximum jiggle??
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